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#126 2010-07-23 20:27:52

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Spip wrote:

The show's principals are the executives and employees of "Social Spin" a [newly minted] media services company that packages and sells stuff that's already free.

This is what I had been thinking -- of course the Youtube is fresh, but wanted to especially point out that the company also is wet behind the ears -- i.e., tards just got the San Clemente biz license, what two weeks ago, which made it four months belated? Oops.  Just like the trouble ticket ticket for Free Blog Factory coming as an afterthought, with the system already in production environment, and live blogs that had to be taken down from customers use, support stopped, etc (as related by Brad & Russell in an early vid on his own site)

Agree also that we should focus on structure, overall topology of the ED piece before minor details like the wording I mentioned. It's just so much easier to critique something that is already in front of me than to throw out an outline, ya know?  Eep. Maybe I need to apply with Unstrapp'd...

#127 2010-07-23 20:33:53

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I am writing for my son,Russell Yermal. He is a college student at UNT and has been without a job for a long time now.

Congratulations to these Fall 2009 Graduates from the Department of Computer Science and Engineering!
Bachelor of Science in Computer Science
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Russell Yermal

http://www.cse.unt.edu/site/node/260

#128 2010-07-23 20:44:15

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The team "UNT Even Meaner Green," consisting of Robert Mitchell Burke, Stuart Callison, and Russell Yermal, completed 2 out of 7 problems to finish 11th out of 60 teams.

Shit. That sucks. Maybe I need to try Amway, or Monavie or dick pills...
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#129 2010-07-23 20:47:12

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

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This is what I had been thinking -- of course the Youtube is fresh, but wanted to especially point out that the company also is wet behind the ears -- i.e., tards just got the San Clemente biz license, what two weeks ago, which made it four months belated? Oops.  Just like the trouble ticket ticket for Free Blog Factory coming as an afterthought, with the system already in production environment, and live blogs that had to be taken down from customers use, support stopped, etc (as related by Brad & Russell in an early vid on his own site)

Agree also that we should focus on structure, overall topology of the ED piece before minor details like the wording I mentioned. It's just so much easier to critique something that is already in front of me than to throw out an outline, ya know?  Eep. Maybe I need to apply with Unstrapp'd...

Editing on the fly is great!  Change the grammar, word choice, punctuation whatever!  Feel free to head over to ED's epithets and start sprinkling cunt nuggets and manboobs wherever they fit.  The more people do, the less work for me.

So it makes sense to me to go with Gabe Strom's description of the process and deal with Strom-> Will -> Dixon.  After that I guess it's Record, Yermal, Stippick?  Dully and Kyle seem to be the odd men out.  Have I missed a connection with the  origin stories?

#130 2010-07-23 20:47:17

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http://www.cse.unt.edu/site/node/260

Why did Russell Yermal's mommy claim in July 2009 that her son couldn't afford the summer school classes he would need in order to graduate at the end of the Fall 2009 semester?

Why did Russell Yermal's mommy, Dianne Cahill, claim that he hadn't eaten for 10 days and that he would be evicted for non-payment of rent if he didn't come up with the rent money in the next three days?

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2009/04/wan … _at_yo.php

#131 2010-07-23 20:52:02

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Why did Russell Yermal's mommy claim in July 2009 that her son couldn't afford the summer school classes he would need in order to graduate at the end of the Fall 2009 semester?

Why did Russell Yermal's mommy, Dianne Cahill, claim that he hadn't eaten for 10 days and that he would be evicted for non-payment of rent if he didn't come up with the rent money in the next three days?

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2009/04/wan … _at_yo.php

Sorry, Russell Yermal's mother is named Diane Cahill, not Dianne Cahill.

#132 2010-07-23 20:56:11

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Shit. That sucks. Maybe I need to try Amway, or Monavie or dick pills...
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I put the image into the unstrappd category but you may want to reupload that as yermAl and not yermEl. 

#133 2010-07-23 21:09:02

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I put the image into the unstrappd category but you may want to reupload that as yermAl and not yermEl. 

Doh.

#134 2010-07-24 01:33:08

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Spip wrote:

2nd draft:  What should we describe as "newly minted"?  The show, the companies, the scam?  What does the paragraph transition into?  I was thinking of moving into Gabe watching Youtube and needing 8 hours to figure out he was  watching MLM.  Then deciding to rip off an obvious idea.  I'm largely trying to get the structure right here, we can all go back and snark it up as we get bored.

UNSTRAPP'D is a Youtube  "reality show" where eight retarded grifters have decided that videos of them making hamburgers and getting their hair done will somehow produce a $100,000,000 social media enterprise.   The "entrepreneurs" have turned a San Clemente McMansion into a rooming house for the ethically challenged as they fleece cripples, primp, and bully local businesses into accepting "publicity" instead of cash in exchange for their services.

The show's principals are the executives and employees of "Social Spin" a newly minted media services company that packages and sells stuff that's already free.  A related company "Social Media Altitude" claims to produce something, but it is unclear what.  There is a third project line "SalesTube" which is a classic multi-level marketing scam.  The grifters  market educational videos that coach clients in marketing videos and establishing  "video coaching" businesses.  None of the parties involved seem to have actual business experience, so the priority is placed on "team building" exercises and excursions.  As everyone is a big picture "ideas" guy, the meetings become a circle jerk of delegation until someone is paid a bonus to complete their basic work function.

Origin
Social Spin's origin story is almost too boring to relate.  After watching 8 hours of MLM YouTube videos, retarded University of Illinois student Gabe Strom finally realized that he has been prospected.  He eventually realizes that YouTube is free and he can replicate the "business" for nothing.  Instead, like a fuckwit, he buys into whatever that douchebag had been selling.  Unbelievably, he finds even stupider people to join his down line including fellow University of Illinois derelicts Brad Will and Ben Dixon.  [add other people in this section?]

The fleecing of the cripple
Among the people in Ben Dixon's downline was Adam, a paraplegic crippled in a car accident.  Brad and Ben pitched Adam on the UNSTRAPP'D concept during  the 2009 Superbowl.  A week later Brad Will embarrassed himself on video as he opened a Fedex envelope to reveal a check for $50,000.  Speculation was rife among the tards on the troll board Camp Idiot that the 50 grand represented a substantial chunk of Adam's settlement from his accident.  Within a month of receiving the check Brad, Ben, and Gabe had moved to their rented McMansion in San Clemente.  It seems ridiculous to call Adam's seed money an investment since it produced neither stock nor a position on the board.  Adam has visited the mansion at least once during which he was confined to the kitchen of the mansion while a "party" "raged".     

[or add another section here to deal with the rest of these assholes?]

Last edited by Spip (2010-07-24 01:38:44)

#135 2010-07-24 02:30:09

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

That's good shit.

I think it's perfect. Some people got the knack, some don't. You got it!

#136 2010-07-24 03:36:03

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Too easy...

yermalclub.jpg

#137 2010-07-24 19:54:04

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Buttplugz, can you put the link to ED in the first post of the thread? Is anything up yet?

#138 2010-07-24 20:09:14

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Nothing is there yet, I've been away for abit.  I need to catch up.

#139 2010-07-24 20:24:52

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

BitterRentard wrote:

Too easy...

yermalclub.jpg

Parting yuor hair in teh centrs = ex-altar boy.

That fits teh anorexic at the left.

#140 2010-07-24 20:48:49

Spip
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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

It would be really helpful if people could do a point form summary for each of the cast members.  I realize that we don't know a lot about Ben Dixon for instance, but I gather there's material on Record and NRU, which I am largely unfamiliar with.  I'm just going to lay down some thoughts while I'm thinking them…

Cast:

Chris Record:
Sun Falcon was born in a teepee to cosplaying hippies during a rainbow gathering.  His own umbilical cord attempted to strangle him, but failed.  His afterbirth was eaten by coyotes when his father Ron stretched the placenta and umbilical cord to make a plunker.  He may have survived death by umbilical cord, coyote, and embarrassment, but the loss of his spirit instrument proved to be too much.  Sun Falcon took the white man's name of "Christopher Robin" Record and set out to become a world class douche.

Russell Yermal:
Russell Yermal  is a mountainous pile of goo from Texas.  He demonstrated his low standards when he nicknamed himself  "Success Man" shortly after his mother wrote to Ellen Degeneres describing how Russell hadn't eaten in 10 days and was about to be thrown out of his apartment for not paying rent.  Russell has since become a partial success in the Paleolithic sense of the word; he has accumulated enough adipose tissue to hibernate through the winter.  It's unclear if he has managed to breed yet.

#141 2010-07-24 21:01:38

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You should add something about Chris's past as a hip hop graffiti vandal.

I also think the best thing about the picture of Yermal with the Iron Maiden dress-up gang is that he is totally awkward and out of place even amongst those filthy retards.

#142 2010-07-24 22:32:00

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might work these tidbits in:

- At the age of 19, Russell was depressed, homeless, and in trouble with the law. (really hope someone with skills can find moer about this).
- Russell Yermal is known as “The Success Man”.
- he's from Denton, TX.
- there's a blog post from yermal's mentor Brian Campbell from about a year ago where he calls yermal an idiot for not following up on his suggestions.
http://briancampbell.com/misc/i-love-yo … -an-idiot/
- "I am a theoretical physicist, mathematician, and computer scientist."

- chris record was born in southern oregon, i think raised in oklahoma?
- chris record married vanessa torchio (hereafter referred to in this article as 'saddlebags')
and they both become Nouveau Riche University tards.
- their wedding registry showing their poor taste in gaudy and extravagant in kitchen items. check out the $200 dollar platter, $150 decanter, and $25 wine glasses
http://www.macys.com/registry/wedding/g … amp;ref=wc
-chris record things being mentioned in an NRU magazine is some kind of achievement.
- As a child, Chris Record watched his mom barely get by on welfare and section 8 housing, which motivated him to one day become a successful business owner and achieve financial freedom to help his family. He found that he was "psychologically unemployable" as his dreams were always much bigger than what he could produce from a job.
- "He teamed up with Google and, in 2005, his business finally took off".
- chris record swindled casey serin, world most hated blogger, out of $16,0000




this might be a good ironic pic to use in the article somewhere
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#143 2010-07-24 23:48:03

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Spip wrote:

Chris Record:
Sun Falcon was born in a teepee to cosplaying hippies during a rainbow gathering.  His own umbilical cord attempted to strangle him, but failed.  His afterbirth was eaten by coyotes when his father Ron stretched the placenta and umbilical cord to make a plunker.  He may have survived death by umbilical cord, coyote, and embarrassment, but the loss of his spirit instrument proved to be too much.  Sun Falcon took the white man's name of "Christopher Robin" Record and set out to become a world class douche.



He would later refer to this time as 'watching his mother get by on section 8 and food stamps.'

Oh the humanity.
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#144 2010-07-24 23:52:10

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- At the age of 19, Russell was depressed, homeless, and in trouble with the law. (really hope someone with skills can find moer about this).

In the County Criminal Court #4
Denton County, Texas
Cause No. CR-2006-00382-D

STATE OF TEXAS VS. RUSSELL ANTHONY YERMAL

Defendant   
Yermal, Russell Anthony
200 S. Bonnie Brae St, Apt. 9102
University Courtyards
Denton,Tx. 76201
White Male 6' 7" 260 08/12/1986
GA-052031435

Defense Attorneys   
Powers, Timothy E (Bar # 00797261)
121 N WOODROW LANE STE 201
DENTON, TX 76205
940-483-8000

Case Information   
Filed on 01/23/2006
12/11/05-DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED (BT)
Misdemeanor B
Current Status: Disposed/CSCD

Affidavit Of Surety To Surrender Principal Issued on 09/26/2006
Warrant Status: Closed Warrant

$1,500.00 Bond Set on 12/14/2005 by Mike'S Bail Service
Current Status of Bond: Surety Bond as of 01/23/2006

Disposition Information   
12/14/2006 - Judgment Of Community Supervision
Presiding Judge: BRIDGES, JOE
Confinement: COUNTY JAIL - 140 Days
Probation: 18 Months
Community Service: 50.0 Hours
Fine: $500.00
Court Costs: $423.00
Other Fees: $36.00
Current Balance: $0.00

Hearings   
01/30/2006   
Monday   
1:30pm   
* PLEA HEARING *
02/21/2006    Tuesday    8:30am    * ARRAIGNMENT *
05/02/2006    Tuesday    9:00am    * PLEA HEARING *
05/30/2006    Tuesday    9:00am    * PLEA HEARING *
09/26/2006    Tuesday    9:00am    * PLEA HEARING *
11/07/2006    Tuesday    9:00am    * PLEA HEARING *
    Result: RESET
11/14/2006    Tuesday    9:00am    * PLEA HEARING *
12/14/2006    Thursday    9:00am    * PLEA HEARING *

Events and Orders of the Court   
12/10/2007   
TRAVEL PERMIT
12/06/2007    TRAVEL PERMIT
NO PLACE FOR JUDGE TO SIGN/UNSIGNED
12/06/2007    OFFENDER AND VEHICLE INFO--INTERLOCK REMOVAL ORDER
12/14/2006    NOTICE OF INTENT TO DESTROY EVIDENCE AND WAIVER OF PRESERVATION AND ART. 38.39 RIGHTS
12/14/2006    TRIAL COURT'S CERTIFICATION OF DEFENDANT'S RIGHT OF APPEAL
12/14/2006    ADMONISHMENTS
12/14/2006    WAIVER OF IND/ARR/SERV/& READING
12/14/2006    BILL OF COSTS
11/14/2006    RESET
10/19/2006    DOCKET NOTICE RETURNED
DEF - NOT DELIV AS ADDRESSED
10/18/2006    RESET
10/06/2006    WARRANT RETURNED
10/06/2006    DOCKET NOTICE
DEF, T POWERS & MIKE'S BAIL SVC - 11/7/06
10/05/2006    MOTION TO REINSTATE BOND
GRANTED
10/05/2006    WARRANT RECALL REPORT
09/27/2006    WARRANT SIGN-OFF SHEET
09/26/2006    RESET
09/26/2006    WARRANT ISSUED
ASSP - BOND SET $3004
09/25/2006    AFFIDAVIT OF SURETY TO SURRENDER PRINCIPAL
MIKE'S BAIL SERVICE
05/30/2006    RESET
05/26/2006    ADDRESS CHANGE
05/02/2006    RESET
02/21/2006    RESET
02/09/2006    DOCKET NOTICE
T POWERS 2.21.06
02/08/2006    REQUEST PERSUANT TO RULE 404(B) AND 609(F)
02/08/2006    AUTHORIZATION FOR COURT APPEARANCE & WAIVER OF APPEARANCE
02/08/2006    LETTER OF REPRESENTATION
01/25/2006    DOCKET NOTICE
DEF, BBC 2.21.06
01/23/2006    AFFIDAVIT FOR ARREST WARRANT
01/23/2006    COMPLAINT AND INFORMATION
12/15/2005    BOND

#145 2010-07-25 00:10:56

Spip
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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Spip wrote:

It would be really helpful if people could do a point form summary for each of the cast members.  I realize that we don't know a lot about Ben Dixon for instance, but I gather there's material on Record and NRU, which I am largely unfamiliar with.  I'm just going to lay down some thoughts while I'm thinking them…

Cast:

Chris Record:
Sun Falcon was born in a teepee to cosplaying hippies during a rainbow gathering.  His own umbilical cord attempted to strangle him, but failed.  His afterbirth was eaten by coyotes when his father Ron stretched the placenta and umbilical cord to make a plunker.  He may have survived death by umbilical cord, coyote, and embarrassment, but the loss of his spirit instrument proved to be too much.  Sun Falcon took the white man's name of "Christopher Robin" Record and set out to become a world class douche.

BitterRentard wrote:



He would later refer to this time as 'watching his mother get by on section 8 and food stamps.'

Oh the humanity.
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His parents relationship faltered as his father entered the world of the employed, first as a sprout farmer and later as a programmer with SCO.  "Chris" lived with his mother, sticking it to the man by existing on section 8 and food stamps.  Like many children of hippies, his teenage rebellion consisted of returning to the mainstream.  For "Chris" this meant a confused mish-mash of middle class stereotypes including the wearing of ties, some kind of hip-hop spray painty street art, entrepreneurship, and an attraction to an ill defined and free form set of vaguely "christian" beliefs; in the sense that Jesus said "Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me, for I would rifle their pockets, for the candy money theirin."

#146 2010-07-25 00:27:09

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In the County Criminal Court #4
Denton County, Texas
Cause No. CR-2006-00382-D

STATE OF TEXAS VS. RUSSELL ANTHONY YERMAL

Defendant   
Yermal, Russell Anthony
200 S. Bonnie Brae St, Apt. 9102
University Courtyards
Denton,Tx. 76201
White Male 6' 7" 260 08/12/1986
GA-052031435

Defense Attorneys   
Powers, Timothy E (Bar # 00797261)

Case Information   
12/11/05-DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED (BT)
Misdemeanor B
Current Status: Disposed/CSCD

Affidavit Of Surety To Surrender Principal Issued on 09/26/2006
Warrant Status: Closed Warrant

$1,500.00 Bond Set on 12/14/2005 by Mike'S Bail Service
Current Status of Bond: Surety Bond as of 01/23/2006

Disposition Information   
12/14/2006 - Judgment Of Community Supervision
Presiding Judge: BRIDGES, JOE
Confinement: COUNTY JAIL - 140 Days
Probation: 18 Months
Community Service: 50.0 Hours
Fine: $500.00
Court Costs: $423.00
Other Fees: $36.00
Current Balance: $0.00

#147 2010-07-25 00:29:28

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

  Bravo, sir.

We really need to start digging on Bradley Will. There's bound to be some sweet nuggets on that smarmy douche. What do we have on him so far? I need some leads...IIRC he's from the Chicago area. Do we have any specific addresses?

#148 2010-07-25 00:32:25

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

BTW SCO has their own page on ED for sweet linkage.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SCO

#149 2010-07-25 00:38:12

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Russell Yermal is known as “[[The Success Man|Unwarranted_self_importance]]”.

Russell claims "I am a [[theoretical physicist|Liar]], [[mathematician|Liar]], and [[computer scientist|Liar]]."

Chris Record claims to be "[[psychologically unemployable|Douchebag]]".

#150 2010-07-25 00:46:07

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Re: Social Spin's new 'Unstrappd" Social Media project featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica

I think we got enough on Chris, Yermal and Kyle for an unstrappd article.   Maybe they need to be immortalized with there own pages. 

We need blurbs for Dully and Will.

Not much dug up on Vanessa either.

It would all be nice to links to their stuff  like facebook etc.

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