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#902 2010-07-23 09:26:27

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the article where this quote is from has seemingly been scrubbed from the internet:

"As a child, Chris watched his mom barely get by on welfare and section 8 housing, which motivated him to one day become a successful business owner and achieve financial freedom to help his family."

there must be more, because it appears as part of an article/profile on him.
tried looking at a cached copy but no dice. tried wayback machine too, it says the site has it blocked!

it appears on http://www.newrichnation.com. thing is, when i first started looking, i swear the same quote popped up at another site too, but seemingly disappeared with subsequent searches.

anyway, anyone who can suss out what the rest of the article says, will earn super major respect points and almost certainly multiple potds!

#903 2010-07-23 09:59:03

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is this man the real father of vanessa's baby??? maybe!

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#904 2010-07-23 10:01:38

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#905 2010-07-23 10:10:50

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the article where this quote is from has seemingly been scrubbed from the internet:

"As a child, Chris watched his mom barely get by on welfare and section 8 housing, which motivated him to one day become a successful business owner and achieve financial freedom to help his family."

there must be more, because it appears as part of an article/profile on him.
tried looking at a cached copy but no dice. tried wayback machine too, it says the site has it blocked!

it appears on http://www.newrichnation.com. thing is, when i first started looking, i swear the same quote popped up at another site too, but seemingly disappeared with subsequent searches.

anyway, anyone who can suss out what the rest of the article says, will earn super major respect points and almost certainly multiple potds!

nevermind, i found it, in the casey thread. lucky, that!

"As a child, Chris watched his mom barely get by on welfare and section 8 housing, which motivated him to one day become a successful business owner and achieve financial freedom to help his family. He found that he was "psychologically unemployable" as his dreams were always much bigger than what he could produce from a job. In the late 90's he watched several young entrepreneurs get wealthy in the Silicon Valley by starting up Internet companies. So, at age 20, he decided to launch his own Web site design and marketing business out of his home, which was a 250 square foot studio in Santa Cruz, CA. A few years later he met his beautiful wife Vanessa and relocated to Roseville, CA, to take his business to the next level. He teamed up with Google and, in 2005, his business finally took off."

#906 2010-07-23 10:20:43

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you guys, this is TOO awesome! get this, Chris Record of Unstrapp'd was born at a hippy commune, after a Rainbow Gathering! his indian name is 'Sun Falcon'! his dad took his umbilical cord to make a stringed instrument with (?), and then coyotes...ate...Chris Record's umbilical cord!

         




"We'd only been in camp about a week when a nearby commune invited everyone over for a full moon celebration. The entire camp went and we were left alone as the full moon rose. Chris picked that night to send Melody into labor. So, there we were, all alone twenty miles from nowhere in a tipi. Labor lasted all night and, right as the sun broke through the tipi entrance, Chris was born. Or, i should say, Chris shot out like a watermelon seed. I caught him and immediately noticed the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. I gently unwound him and he was fine. No crying, just a wide eyed wonder.

A little later the placenta came out and we just left the umbilical cord attached for a while. I also noticed that Melody had torn a bit so i applied a poultice i'd worked up earlier. I think it was golden seal, slippery elm and myyhr. She healed up nicely. After taking care of Melody and while Chris nursed, i cut the umbilical cord and stretched it on a piece of willow i had cut earlier. The idea was to make a one-stringed instrument i called a plunker. I set the plunker outside the tipi to dry.

That morning shortly after the birth we heard cheep-cheeping outside the tipi. We discovered that the dead tree near our tipi was home to two falcons who had hatched eggs that night. Seeing as how Chris was born in a patch of sunlight along with falcon chicks i gave him an Indian name of Sun Falcon. That day we were just in a state of bliss and everyone was overjoyed when they returned to camp.

That night as we slept i heard a grovelling noise outside the tipi. I rolled outside and found myself surrounded by a pack of coyotes. They were eating my plunker! I ran at them hollering and, as they scattered, i was able to retrieve about an inch of umbilical cord. Those damn coyotes ate my plunker."



nice find, eh?

#907 2010-07-23 10:39:33

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"Success From Home Magazine interviewed my wife and I and featured us a success story in one of their editions. This popularity landed us the opportunity to move from California to the East Coast to help duplicate our efforts in the Washington DC area."


"Featured in Success from Home magazine, September 2008. As a child, Chris watched his mom barely get by on welfare and section 8...."


"Nouveau Riche achieves the great honor of a second major, nationally-distributed, monthly publication with an issue completely devoted to the company! The September 2008 issue of Success from Home magazine-a 132-page, full-color, prestigious magazine on achieving success in business and in life-is absolutely jam-packed with articles on Nouveau Riche's exciting developments, superior educational products, incredible marketing opportunity and myriad of people learning HOW TO TAKE BACK THE AMERICAN DREAM!"



Chris Record, you lying, smarmy prick!

#908 2010-07-23 11:50:24

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#909 2010-07-23 12:40:18

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"We'd only been in camp about a week when a nearby commune invited everyone over for a full moon celebration. The entire camp went and we were left alone as the full moon rose. Chris picked that night to send Melody into labor. So, there we were, all alone twenty miles from nowhere in a tipi. Labor lasted all night and, right as the sun broke through the tipi entrance, Chris was born. Or, i should say, Chris shot out like a watermelon seed. I caught him and immediately noticed the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. I gently unwound him and he was fine. No crying, just a wide eyed wonder.

A little later the placenta came out and we just left the umbilical cord attached for a while. I also noticed that Melody had torn a bit so i applied a poultice i'd worked up earlier. I think it was golden seal, slippery elm and myyhr. She healed up nicely. After taking care of Melody and while Chris nursed, i cut the umbilical cord and stretched it on a piece of willow i had cut earlier. The idea was to make a one-stringed instrument i called a plunker. I set the plunker outside the tipi to dry.

That morning shortly after the birth we heard cheep-cheeping outside the tipi. We discovered that the dead tree near our tipi was home to two falcons who had hatched eggs that night. Seeing as how Chris was born in a patch of sunlight along with falcon chicks i gave him an Indian name of Sun Falcon. That day we were just in a state of bliss and everyone was overjoyed when they returned to camp.

That night as we slept i heard a grovelling noise outside the tipi. I rolled outside and found myself surrounded by a pack of coyotes. They were eating my plunker! I ran at them hollering and, as they scattered, i was able to retrieve about an inch of umbilical cord. Those damn coyotes ate my plunker."

#910 2010-07-23 13:03:31

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#911 2010-07-23 13:54:50

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What's worse than watching UNSTRAPP'D sober?  Watching it hungover.  We get an establishing shot of the mantion, a pan down from the sun to the driveway.  Such luxury!  Why it must take 8 executives to cover the rent on a spread like that.  I think Warren Buffet and Bill Gates split the rent on a carriage house down the street.  There are two vehicles in the driveway, that Mercedes and an SUV.  I wonder how they decide who parks where?  We have a lightly picked electric guitar in the background.  After a few scenes I presume it's going to launch into some sort of "rock song" played by that "girl" band.

We cut inside and we can see they're all set for their little tea party.  We have a stack of business cards (Chris Record will be to busy to spam everyone right away) a vase full of lime green rubber bracelets (which I presume say BUTTSEX or  maybe GREASYTURDOUCHE) and selection of free papers from the hobo-mart casually fanned across the table.  Another cut and Chris Record is shaking hands with some colored fellas.  Cut to people standing around.  There is some chick in a purple dress that I would like to have in my downline.  A floral sofa in the back turns out to be Vanessa.  She never straightened her hair again after that "makeover".  Too much like work is my guess.   We get a wide angle shot of the party and a pan across the room.  Cut to Stippick talking to another old guy.  He hasn't shaved again.  Very professional looking.  Kyle is acting all "mac" again with the ladies.  We see him charming three of them and their gay friend.  The music came up at some point to some sort of rhythmic guitar drone.  More party shots, we cut to a shallow focus view of a balcony finial, the focal plane moves back a bit to bring in a view of the freeway?  Because…um…manic driving energy?  The camera bewilderingly settles on this frame for a second or two.   

More shots of girls talking to each other.  Where are the UNSTRAPP'D gontleman?  I would be all over these broads.  They are wearing sundresses, which I always think is hot, and they are obviously stupid, or they wouldn’t be there.  This is free range pussy delivered to their door, and all of the shots of the UNSTRAPP'D crew show them talking to dorks while the girls stand around in little knots.  More cuts and pans around the party.  Mercifully the music begins to fade and the camera settles on another shot like the balcony finial, only this time it’s something carved in wood, a picture frame?  In the background is part of the dining room pillar and a window. 

We see Arthur "DJ Tubmaster General" Tubman's radical DJ setup, which is some kind of software on his Apple computing machine.  He loves to DJ.  He gets in the zone.  He plays trance.  People come over and ask for things.  These requests mean that people are into the music.  I think it means he has crappy taste and people want him to stop fucking around.  JUST PUT IT ON SHUFFLE ASSHOLE AND GO TALK TO GIRLS!

There are a lot cuts and zooms around the party.  DYNAMIC!  It does look like there's 40 people or so there, standing around in little clumps so it's a fairly static scene.  I guess the crazy camera work is supposed to show the super-charged energy that isn't conveyed by people standing around with drinks.  This is fun to describe because they aren't talking.  Shit, here comes Chris Record in voice over…he introduces himself and thanks people for coming.  He introduces the band, who sing about causes.  Great.  What are they doing there?  I always hear the UNSTRAPP'D fuckheads talk about giving, but none of them ever seem to do anything.  I think it's because in their fucked up world giving people the means to pursue independent wealth is the greatest gift of all, so that selling an MLM package and bringing them into your downline is in fact charity!  Giving back means taking from.  Because that's what God wants.

Oh fuck the band is talking now.  The cute one says that Gandhi was one of the greatest spiritual travelers that ever walked the planet.  OK that's not so bad.  The cute one likes truth and nonviolent protest.   They played Shatner's charity horse show!  Opening for Sarah Machlachmclan or however you spell it.  The band comes on in psychedelic mini dresses and white gogo boots.  The 4 beer one's dress looks a lot like Oedipa Maas on the cover of my Crying of Lot 49 paperback.  I don’t care what they sound like or what their politics are like.  This band is OK.  Even if they open with a guitar/flute number.  The fat one says there is great energy in the room.  Kyle talks up the band.  Oh fuck now it starts.  4 beers says they've watched Kyles and Record's youtube videos and they were very inspiring and it was obvious that they want to help people (here's this funny use of "help" again). Blah blah blah.  The band sings something political or spiritual about brainwashing or whatever. HEY IS THAT ADAM IN THE KITCHEN OR ARE THEY WORKING ON A FINANCING ROUND WITH ANOTHER ACCIDENT VICTIM?  God won't stop hurting people until Brad Will is driving a Ferrari.

Some cuts and fades later and it's dark out and people are dancing.  Why is Brad Will dancing with Chris Record?  They have a houseful of guests and some decent tail around and they're hanging with each other?    Chris Record, Attention Whore, grabs the mic again at some point and introduces the UNSTRAPP'D crew.   This wasn't so bad.  If I had to watch one of these hung over again, this would be the one.  They didn't try to explain or justify anything, which means it didn't make my head hurt anymore.  This party happened last weekend.  They started out with an 8-12 week head start and now they are just a week behind.  Are they out of interesting material already?

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#912 2010-07-23 15:10:59

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How exactly is social spin about making any sort of positive difference. I don't think upselling affiliate packages is really helping the world. Also Chris Record has the worst voice of all. Why do they keep letting him talk to people? It is a bad combination of high pitched, effeminate, and monotone.

#913 2010-07-23 15:20:53

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the article where this quote is from has seemingly been scrubbed from the internet:

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anyone who can suss out what the rest of the article says, will earn super major respect points and almost certainly multiple potds!

Dejanews never forgets!



Nouveau Riche Alumni INSA Chris Record
www.nouveauriche.com, 11 May 2010 [cached]
NOUVEAU RICHE ALUMNI - CHRIS RECORD
Growing up Chris Record watched his mom struggle financially and knew that working for someone else wasn't going to provide enough income to help his family. So, at age 21, he started up his own Web site design and marketing business. Chris soon learned the hard way that even though he owned his own business, his business actually owned him. He found himself working 12-20 hour days just to stay afloat. Then, in 2005, sudden changes to his industry motivated him to look for a new career path. Chris started pursuing real estate investing with a business partner, only to find himself lost without the right knowledge of how to properly put together his real estate deals. At that moment he started looking for a source of education that could help him become a successful real estate investor. Then a good friend introduced him to Nouveau Riche. Chris enrolled as a student and started attending classes on real estate investing and entrepreneurship. He quickly realized that if he had applied these skills in his previous business, he would have saved himself from tens of thousands of dollars in mistakes and potentially attained much greater success. Using the knowledge that he learned through Nouveau Riche, Chris set up a profitable business that has generated well over half a million dollars in revenues and has given him more free time to spend with friends and family. Now, Chris has a passion to "pay it forward" and help as many people as possible towards achieving their dreams and goals through proper financial education.
Through the leadership and mentorship of Nouveau Riche founders Jim Piccolo and Bob Snyder, Chris Record has been instrumental in developing the Virginia and North Carolina markets.
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Chris and his fiancé Vanessa live in Cary, North Carolina and believe "the key to success is finding the optimal balance in the following five areas: Faith, Family, Friends, Fitness, and Finances."

#914 2010-07-23 15:23:22

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Dejanews never forgets!

Prior edition included "He teamed up with Google and in 2005 his business finally took off"

Chris Record and Vanessa ...
www.newrichnation.com, 30 Aug 2008 [cached]
Chris Record and Vanessa Torchio
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As a child, Chris watched his mom barely get by on welfare and section 8 housing, which motivated him to one day become a successful business owner and achieve financial freedom to help his family.He found that he was "psychologically unemployable" as his dreams were always much bigger than what he could produce from a job.In the late 90's he watched several young entrepreneurs get wealthy in the Silicon Valley by starting up internet companies,.So, at age 20, he decided to launch his own Web site design and marketing business out of his home, which was a 250 square foot studio in Santa Cruz, CA.A few years later he met his beautiful partner Vanessa and relocated to Roseville, CA to take his business to the next level.He teamed up with Google and in 2005 his business finally took off.For the first time in his life he was earning six figures!Chris soon learned the hard way that as his income would rise, his expenses would rise to match it, and he was just broke at a higher level.
When Chris realized that he wanted to own a portfolio of cash flow positive real estate to produce passive income, he had no idea how to get started.He watched as several friends purchased real estate on speculation, but always feared taking action himself-- plus his business was running him with 15+ hour days just to keep going!His internet business started declining, which meant even more hours behind a computer for less money, and eventually it was too much to handle.He took his entire savings and left his career to become a loan officer and work his way back up, but several months later he had depleted his savings and was barely making enough to get by.
By June of 2006, Chris and Vanessa had hit rock bottom.
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Chris has also realized one of his biggest dreams--retiring his mom early from her job!
In addition to building and supporting his marketing team, now at the IRA level, you can find Chris "paying it forward" to the community by offering his time and search engine optimization skills to help improve the Nouveau Riche reputation online as we continue to grow.
Chris reflects on his past and shares what keeps him motivated, stating, "Three years ago we were making $3,500/month combined from Vanessa working two jobs and me working two businesses full time.



What a prick!

#915 2010-07-23 15:25:12

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Dejanews never forgets!

Yet another re-write:

New Rich Nation | Your Leaders | Chris Record | North Carolina and Virginia
www.newrichnation.com, 1 Sept 2008 [cached]
Chris Record
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As a child, Chris watched his mom barely get by on welfare and section 8 housing, which motivated him to one day become a successful business owner and achieve financial freedom to help his family. He found that he was "psychologically unemployable" as his dreams were always much bigger than what he could produce from a job. In the late 90's he watched several young entrepreneurs get wealthy in the Silicon Valley by starting up Internet companies. So, at age 20, he decided to launch his own Web site design and marketing business out of his home, which was a 250 square foot studio in Santa Cruz, CA. A few years later he met his beautiful wife Vanessa and relocated to Roseville, CA, to take his business to the next level. He teamed up with Google and, in 2005, his business finally took off. For the first time in his life he was earning six figures! Chris soon learned the hard way that as his income would rise, his expenses would rise to match it, and he was just broke at a higher level. When Chris realized that he wanted to own a portfolio of cash flow positive real estate to produce passive income, he had no idea how to get started. He watched as several friends purchased real estate on speculation, but always feared taking action himself - plus his business was running him with 15+ hour days just to keep going! His internet business started declining, which meant even more hours behind a computer for less money, and eventually it was too much to handle. He took his entire savings and left his career to become a loan officer and work his way back up, but several months later he had depleted his savings and was barely making enough to get by. By June of 2006, Chris and Vanessa had hit rock bottom. With credit scores in the 400's and negative bank accounts, they humbly had to borrow from friends and family just to pay rent. At the time they were devastated, but what looked like a major disappointment was actually a blessing from GOD in disguise! It was at this moment in time that a friend introduced them to Nouveau Riche and within 90 days their lives had completely changed. They earned enough income to pay off their debts, go full time with Nouveau Riche and save their good friend from foreclosure. Less than two years later, they earned well over half a million dollars in income, worked together as Independent Regional Associates for the Northern California, Nevada, and Oregon region, and have helped dozens of people to change their lives as well! Chris has also realized one of his biggest dreams - retiring his mom early from her job! In September 2008, Chris was promoted to the prestigious position of Independent National Associate for North Carolina and Virginia, in November of 2009 he expanded his territory into Washington, D.C., and in January of 2010, Chris expanded his territory once again. He is now serving as the INA over Washington, D.C., Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. Chris is looking forward to building a successful marketing team in his newly expanded region and to continuing on the path of "paying it forward" to the Nouveau Riche Community! Chris shares what keeps him motivated, stating "My key to success is putting God first, family second, and always Taking Massive Action!"

#916 2010-07-23 15:41:21

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"With credit scores in the 400's and negative bank accounts, they humbly had to borrow from friends and family just to pay rent. At the time they were devastated, but what looked like a major disappointment was actually a blessing from GOD in disguise! It was at this moment in time that a friend introduced them to Nouveau Riche "


Someone.... kill me now. I don't want to go on in this world.

#917 2010-07-23 15:51:16

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you guys, this is TOO awesome! get this, Chris Record of Unstrapp'd was born at a hippy commune, after a Rainbow Gathering! his indian name is 'Sun Falcon'! his dad took his umbilical cord to make a stringed instrument with (?), and then coyotes...ate...Chris Record's umbilical cord!

         




"We'd only been in camp about a week when a nearby commune invited everyone over for a full moon celebration. The entire camp went and we were left alone as the full moon rose. Chris picked that night to send Melody into labor. So, there we were, all alone twenty miles from nowhere in a tipi. Labor lasted all night and, right as the sun broke through the tipi entrance, Chris was born. Or, i should say, Chris shot out like a watermelon seed. I caught him and immediately noticed the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. I gently unwound him and he was fine. No crying, just a wide eyed wonder.

A little later the placenta came out and we just left the umbilical cord attached for a while. I also noticed that Melody had torn a bit so i applied a poultice i'd worked up earlier. I think it was golden seal, slippery elm and myyhr. She healed up nicely. After taking care of Melody and while Chris nursed, i cut the umbilical cord and stretched it on a piece of willow i had cut earlier. The idea was to make a one-stringed instrument i called a plunker. I set the plunker outside the tipi to dry.

That morning shortly after the birth we heard cheep-cheeping outside the tipi. We discovered that the dead tree near our tipi was home to two falcons who had hatched eggs that night. Seeing as how Chris was born in a patch of sunlight along with falcon chicks i gave him an Indian name of Sun Falcon. That day we were just in a state of bliss and everyone was overjoyed when they returned to camp.

That night as we slept i heard a grovelling noise outside the tipi. I rolled outside and found myself surrounded by a pack of coyotes. They were eating my plunker! I ran at them hollering and, as they scattered, i was able to retrieve about an inch of umbilical cord. Those damn coyotes ate my plunker."



nice find, eh?

That is five kinds of awesome!  Christopher Robin Record.  Oh Pooh!

#918 2010-07-23 15:52:32

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God won't stop hurting people until Brad Will is driving a Ferrari.

Fucking priceless.

#919 2010-07-23 16:08:45

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Okay, I accidentally nailed down the MAX rent these tards are paying for that crumbling unsafe McManshun on a mudslide.  This listing has the ASKING rent, so one can only assume they did much better, right?

All Cities Realty MLS
Listed by NET AGENT
no photo
Address 1556 Avenida Salvador
Showing Phone Number: 949-233-6565

Pool Desc    * No Pool
Style    * Mediterranean
Parking Type    * Garage - Side Entry
Approx Total SqFt: 7,000
Consider Sale: Y
Patio Characteristics    * Deck(s)
Water Heater Description    * Gas
Amenities, Other    * Dumbwaiter

View Desc    * Catalina Island View, City Lights View, Ocean View, Panoramic View
Entry Location    * Ground Level w/steps
Lockbox Type    * No Key Safe

ML #: L26789
# of Images: 8
Price: 6,900
Tract # 8601
Year Built: 1,988
Zip 92672
Bathroom Description    * Bidet, Double Vanity(s), Stall Shower
City San Clemente (SC)
AP # 690-461-04
Water    * District/Public
Doors & Windows    * French Doors
TV    * Cable TV
Cumulative Days on Market: 289
Misc Interior    * Crown Moldings
Status Change Date: 2008-07-01 00:00:00
1/2 Baths 2
Property Preferred Phone: 949-233-6565
List Agent ID: llavinan
Area: San Clemente Southeast (SE)
Dual/Variable Rate Comm: No
Heat    * Forced Air
List Date 2008-06-30 00:00:00
Security Description    * Motion Detectors, Security System - Owned
Senior High: SCHS
Property Full Name: Nancy Lavigne
Floors    * Carpet - Partial, Marble, Wall-to-Wall Carpet
AC    * Central
Living Room Desc    * Living Room
Dining Area    * Breakfast Nook, Formal Dining Rm
Showing Instr    * Appointment Only
Structural Other    * Custom Built
Fireplace Location    * Family Room, Living Room, Master Bedroom
Showing Misc    * Sign on Property
Prop Type    * RLS
Roof    * Spanish Clay Tile
Rooms    * Den/Office, Exercise Room, Family Room, Guest-Maid Quarters, Inside Laundry
Exterior Construction    * Stucco
Bedroom Features    * 2 Master Bedrooms, Master Suite, Walk-In Closet
Appliances    * Cooktop - Electric, Cooktop - Gas, Dishwasher, Double Oven, Garbage Disposal, Microwave, Refrigerator
Sewer    * In, Connected & Paid
Spa Desc    * No Spa
Full Baths: 2
Special Conditions    * None
Lot Description    * Possible Pool Site
Total Bathrooms: 6
Disability Access    * None


Address on Internet? Y
Entry Date 2008-07-01 14:39:10
Modified 2009-02-14 12:20:20
Property Web www.nancylavigne.com
Price Per SqFt $: 0.99
HAdv Y
1/4 Baths 0
Fireplace Y
Year Built Source: Assessor
Property Email: nlavigne@earthlink.net
List Price 6,900
Photo Date 2008-07-07 15:32:06
UID 96,072,509

Property Office Name Coldwell Banker CDM
Property Phone 949-644-9060
County OR
Cross Streets El Camino Real/Ave San Juan
Lot # 4

Street #: 1556

Stories: Three or More Levels

Model Code z

Range Price Listing: n

Directions Take El Camino Real exit off 5, turn left and then turn left on Ave. San Juan, at top of the hill turn right onto Ave. Salvador
Property Description Looks small from the front but this home has three floors all with sit down panoramic ocean views. Feel like royalty as you enter this home with wide open floor plan, marble floors, columns and more. First floor is entertainment space plus a maids qtrs. Lower floor has family room, master bedroom and another bedroom. Bottom floor has wine celler and three extra bedrooms. Double decks along the back makes for a wonderful place to go out and relax while enjoying the breeze and ocean views. This home comes furnished including a piano,so you can move right in.
High School District Capistrano Unified School Distr
Original List Price 7,900
List Office ID: LCB2
Type: Single Family Residence
Bedrooms: 6
Property Preferred Fax: 949-640-8006
Property Voice Mail 949-233-6565
Builder Tract Code CUST
Builder Tract Name Custom
TGNO: 993B5
State CA
Days On Market: 289
Editor LLAVINAN
Previous Price 7,900
Source of SqFt Assessor
Street Name Avenida Salvador
3/4 Baths 2
Property Attached/Detached: Detached
Broker Load: Y
Last Transaction Date: 2009-02-14 00:00:00

List Board ID Laguna BOR
Street # 1556
IDX Y

Possession Mid July
Service Level Full Service
Lot Sz 0
Garage, #cars 2

Property Fax 949-640-8006
Property Mobile Phone 949-233-6565
Listed by NET AGENT
Phone 800-738-2583
Mobile 800-738-2583

Homepage: http://www.allcitiesrealtylistings.com
Info: All Cities Realty NetAgents are here to serve you in all areas of Southern California.


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#920 2010-07-23 16:32:02

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Okay, I accidentally nailed down the MAX rent these tards are paying for that crumbling unsafe McManshun on a mudslide.  This listing has the ASKING rent, so one can only assume they did much better, right?

That is a lot cheaper than I was expecting.   The market there must be v. soft.  Even at that price it was vacant over nine months.

#921 2010-07-23 16:33:25

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"With credit scores in the 400's and negative bank accounts, they humbly had to borrow from friends and family just to pay rent. At the time they were devastated, but what looked like a major disappointment was actually a blessing from GOD in disguise! It was at this moment in time that a friend introduced them to Nouveau Riche "


Someone.... kill me now. I don't want to go on in this world.

That's the line all these MLM types use. They like to target the recently unemployed. People who still have a little money but are terrified of the future. "Don't be scared. I was in the same position! It's actually a gift from God!".

It's horrifying to see it happen to people, losing a job and then getting cleaned out by one of these guys.

#922 2010-07-23 16:40:10

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There is some chick in a purple dress that I would like to have in my downline.  A floral sofa in the back turns out to be Vanessa.

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Do want....... (scans right...)    Do not want......

#923 2010-07-23 16:47:38

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"I'm Chris "Pooh Bear" Robinson Record, and just want you folks in the main floor to know we have all the cripples safely tucked into the kitchen, out of your way, so you can enjoy the party!"

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#924 2010-07-23 17:14:52

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wtf r executive returns???

#925 2010-07-23 17:20:39

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Do want....... (scans right...)    Do not want......

I'm assuming everyone at this party is another MLM person. Based on my extensive research watching Penn & Teller there is a good chance that chick slings dildos at tupperware parties.

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