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#701 2010-07-22 08:50:43

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ho-ly shit answers just went from 3 to 1. somethin's goin' down!

#702 2010-07-22 08:51:31

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvCjyJLhSLPJP.rw4d9eXjEjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20100721211535AAAmDg2

now on the first page when you search social spin on google



try it yourself, scroll down and click on it.....it'll help

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ho-ly shit answers just went from 3 to 1. somethin's goin' down!

#703 2010-07-22 09:45:18

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ho-ly shit answers just went from 3 to 1. somethin's goin' down!

I'm surprised at the last surviving answer since it spams CI links. 

I thought the nouveau scam chick answer was reasonable but hers has been wiped as well.

#704 2010-07-22 10:56:18

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index … 535AAAmDg2

s'been bumped down to the bottom of page 3

everyone click on that link!

#705 2010-07-22 11:02:30

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Buttplugz wrote:

I missed the post you are quoting.  Yes, the check from the cripple showed up before they all move to San Clemente.   They are like 4 months behind.  Them all wearing ear buds is telling.  Maybe, I'm old but I don't want to go around not listening to the outside world.   It's a good way to get run over.

The quote is from the social media commentary guy.

http://www.campidiot.com/ci/viewtopic.p … 9#p2363589

#706 2010-07-22 12:31:21

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What fucking number is this?  Number 111.  Who cares.  Today we get the product launch video!  I have been waiting for this.  Yermal's job description has him listed as a product launch specialist, but as far as I can figure out their product is bullshit.  That makes Yermal an expert in launching bullshit.  I imagine this is like those cow patty throwing contests you see in Opie county fairs.  He's from Texas so I guess this makes sense.  He could get that gut spinning around and the angular momentum could fling a cake of shit almost to the moon.

The video opens with that forgettable guy (Gabe?) appearing on a video.  It's a video showing a video about how to make videos!  Marshall McLuhan would be proud.  He's standing in front of a green screen so they can edit in third party footage of cash, cars, and bitchez later.  Gabe explains how he just finished filming content for their first/latest product launch called Salestube.  Ahhhh here comes the MLM shit.  It's a coaching program about leveraging online videos to sell online coaching!  Like UNSTRAPP'D does for SALESTUBE!   How clever!  Did anyone see that coming?  This should be worth at least $100M.  That's a 2,000 cripple enterprise if you do the conversion. 

He got into online video in 2008 (3 years behind the curve).  He tells a story that he describes as funny but is in fact painful.  Basically he was doing MLM scamming and he watched another MLM scammer guy's video on Youtube.  He then spent all night watching MLM scam videos on Youtube.  It took until morning for him to realize that he'd been prospected.  It then came to him like a lightning bolt from above that you could use Youtube to produce MLM scam videos to rope in the marks.  These people are all that stupid.  He's three years behind the curve, watches some other guy's videos, and it takes him what 8 hours to realize he could do that too.  FOR FREE!  HAHAHA he just described the video marketing trend as being in its infant stages!  Hey Gabe go buy some condos in Vegas!  I hear the market is only starting to heat up!  Also make sure to get your bonuses in physical gold or brownbacks.  They are the only currencies that will be worth anything in the big fiat currency meltdown. 

Gabe also claims to have coached Brad Will in video and social media presence.  So he went from ignorance to expert in less than a year.  Fuck I'm just going to fast forward through this.  I can't listen to him anymore.  Just as I typed that sentence he said they have a 20 person organization.  That means 12 of them don't get to join in any of the reindeer games.  Also they are on the cutting edge of their industry (the scamming industry?  investor fraud industry?).  He claims that this is a whole new idea to mix education, marketing, and entertainment.

Why is it that I hate whoever they are focusing on most of all?  I fucking hate this asshole.  What is the education they are selling?  They are selling education about how to make money selling videos about education.  That opening shot was very appropriate.  We get a series of quick cuts of Strom in picturesque locations, beaches, deserts, him talking to a couple of girls.  I love how they always slide in these shots of them talking to other people.  You're supposed to believe that they are coaching or prospecting.  I suspect that they're asking for directions or telling him to leave them alone or they'll call the cops.

We now cut to Chris Record saying that he and Kyle went to Vid-Con, which is like Comic Con except that it was there were only 1400 people there.  It happened on July 9-11 at the Hyatt in Century City (http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jul/10 … e-20100710).   Record is a fucking douche.  Someone needs to tell him to stop wearing baseball caps.  Or if he does to make sure they are only for sports teams.  We go to Kyle who says nothing.  They switched things up and Record filmed most of the time and Kyle networks.  Record thinks Kyle is an alpha.  If he sees someone he wants to talk to he just walks right up to them.  The balls that takes!  He was harassing people to get them to hold up UNSTRAPP'D cards and get them to tell their subscribers to go watch UNSTRAPP'D.  HEEKS GET ON THIS MODEL!  YOU ARE BEHIND THE CURVE   We get a bunch of these clips that I am going to skip.  I just don't care.  The endorsements are: TotallySketch, MysteryGuitarMan, NigaHiga, and WhatTheBuckShow.  I don't know who any of these people are.

Back to Record who pitches Lifepreneur.   I am still uncertain how these guys side projects fit in to the overall company.  If they had an investor who gave a shit, I think all of these guys may find themselves in trouble for using corporate time and resources for outside projects.  He tells a funny story about some woman who has watched every Lifepreneur episode freaking out over meeting Kyle.  Heekee has competition!

Record's big lesson is that everyone on Youtube is very genuine and authentic just like they are on video.  We are very authentic around here as well.  We hate cripple scamming cunts.  We do not like grifters.  We are quite honest and genuine when we think someone is a thieving douchebag.  You should come hang out with us Chris!  I think you'd like us for our openness and maybe you could learn some valuable life lessons!

Here come more "celebrity" endorsements: TheWillofDC, CharlesTrippy, dave days, meekakitty (first woman so far, where are all the camwhores?  maybe they're not Kyles type?), Alphacat, sxephil, KassemG, and DeStorm.  This is like talking to my niece about music.  How can we have a "product launch" video without an appearance from their product launch specialist?  This confirms to my mind that Yermal is on the way out.  The next episode includes footage from that fucking party so the space/time continuity is going to get fucked again.  I'm on the East coast right now.  So I'm doing these in the morning.  Man I miss watching these half in the bag.

#707 2010-07-22 13:10:23

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Man I miss watching these half in the bag.

How can you watch them without?  Or at least being zoned out tired as all fuck?

#708 2010-07-22 13:20:45

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#2 result for Social Media Altitude says:
http://socialmediaaltitude.com/action/
We're sorry, the Social Media Altitude Coaching Program is Currently CLOSED.


But in much larger and more colorful fonts, are they besieged wtih customers or spam.

Will their complaint division save them?  Will this be a part of their next episode?

#709 2010-07-22 13:55:58

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What fucking number is this?  Number 111.  Who cares.  .

Again, brilliant, thank you!

#710 2010-07-22 14:03:18

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I can't believe Kyle didn't meet up with JimtheRealtor at Vid-Con.

#711 2010-07-22 14:06:49

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Brannigan.Begin.Again wrote:

Here's a guy who's using the freeblogfactory.com

Meh. Not bad, not great.

http://tomdemattia.com/

Meh.

How is that any better than this totally free, off the shelf template?

http://swrtracker.wordpress.com/2007/05 … ted-world/

#712 2010-07-22 14:08:39

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Meh.

How is that any better than this totally free, off the shelf template?

http://swrtracker.wordpress.com/2007/05 … ted-world/

BTW, that is a free blog I set up long ago to poke fun at some other dolt -- feel free camp idiot guys, to load it with SEO link backs and shit to SEO out flank these NRU nimrods.

I think I have it wide open to comments and adding material -- if not, just say so, and as admin, I'll go open all the spigots!

Woo Hoo!

#713 2010-07-22 14:11:32

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Damn, that's some effective SEO results. 

First page for Social Spin too.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index … 535AAAmDg2

#714 2010-07-22 14:14:15

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I can't believe Kyle didn't meet up with JimtheRealtor at Vid-Con.

Was JtR there?  I would love to meet that guy.

#715 2010-07-22 14:17:04

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BTW, that is a free blog I set up long ago to poke fun at some other dolt -- feel free camp idiot guys, to load it with SEO link backs and shit to SEO out flank these NRU nimrods.

I think I have it wide open to comments and adding material -- if not, just say so, and as admin, I'll go open all the spigots!

Woo Hoo!

Give CI some link backs then.

#716 2010-07-22 14:18:12

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Now on Unstrapp'd:

[snip]
john_stippick.png
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Casey, come to my office and tell me more about this Goldspring opportunity you were talking about outside.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Bravo!!!!!



The 'goofing around, lazy-man's  SEO' results are also amazing! Shit, if someone knew what they were doing, we could easily out top these fucktard's own links in Google ranking!

#717 2010-07-22 14:21:37

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100721211535AAAmDg2

#718 2010-07-22 14:23:16

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"Transparent! Authentic! Real! When we laid on that rap, our market figures went through the roof in the 18 to 25 demo we were targeting - and we snagged 'em! We crushed it! So that's our hook, bro! Once you can fake sincerity, it's all downhill from there. Doncha like me? Doncha empathize with me? Then by Gawd, ya wanna buy my affiliate-monetized down-line syndicated 'products'!"
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#719 2010-07-22 14:50:39

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Oh Hell, look what I just found for Russell Yermal. 

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2009/04/wan … _at_yo.php

I am writing for my son, Russell Yermal. He is a college student at UNT and has been without a job for a long time now. He is heading into his fifth year of college (his degree is a 5 year degree) and he can't afford the summer classes this summer which will make he so he can graduate in December. He has gone without eating for week and half because he doesn't have the money to eat. We have helped him out as much as possible but we are not employed at the moment either. I am disabled and Russell is my oldest boy of six wonderful children. He has until Monday to come up with rent or they are throwing him out. He is the first of my family to go to college and with all he has gone thru he still gets on the deans list! Please if you can somehow help him I'll be so thankful!

Thank you Ellen for all you do! You rock! and I love to follow you on twitter!


Posted by Diane Cahill | July 10, 2009 11:34 AM


http://www.linkedin.com/in/Successman
Russell Yermal’s Education
University of North Texas
BS , Computer Science, Mathematics , 2005 — 2009

Poor guy

#720 2010-07-22 15:03:46

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Kyle is the only one with any talent or work ethic.  He's got to get away from these scammers.  He would do better on his own.  Imagine if he was getting endorsements for Lifepreneur instead.

#721 2010-07-22 15:10:46

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Brannigan_Begin_Again wrote:

Kyle is the only one with any talent or work ethic.  He's got to get away from these scammers.  He would do better on his own.  Imagine if he was getting endorsements for Lifepreneur instead.

He seemed to be tearing it up at that convention

#722 2010-07-22 15:41:54

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I'm surprised at the last surviving answer since it spams CI links. 

I thought the nouveau scam chick answer was reasonable but hers has been wiped as well.

I figure it's best to give a positive answer, but link CI.
Let's see if that will help it stick.

#723 2010-07-22 15:53:26

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Oh Hell, look what I just found for Russell Yermal. 

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2009/04/wan … _at_yo.php

I am writing for my son, Russell Yermal. He is a college student at UNT and has been without a job for a long time now. He is heading into his fifth year of college (his degree is a 5 year degree) and he can't afford the summer classes this summer which will make he so he can graduate in December. He has gone without eating for week and half because he doesn't have the money to eat. We have helped him out as much as possible but we are not employed at the moment either. I am disabled and Russell is my oldest boy of six wonderful children. He has until Monday to come up with rent or they are throwing him out. He is the first of my family to go to college and with all he has gone thru he still gets on the deans list! Please if you can somehow help him I'll be so thankful!

Thank you Ellen for all you do! You rock! and I love to follow you on twitter!


Posted by Diane Cahill | July 10, 2009 11:34 AM


http://www.linkedin.com/in/Successman
Russell Yermal’s Education
University of North Texas
BS , Computer Science, Mathematics , 2005 — 2009

oh.my.god. How humiliating. But after seeing Yermal in that fatsuit I think we can safely assume he found enough to eat.

#724 2010-07-22 16:03:21

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BTW, that is a free blog I set up long ago to poke fun at some other dolt -- feel free camp idiot guys, to load it with SEO link backs and shit to SEO out flank these NRU nimrods.

I think I have it wide open to comments and adding material -- if not, just say so, and as admin, I'll go open all the spigots!

Woo Hoo!

http://swrtracker.wordpress.com/2007/05 … comment-17

#725 2010-07-22 16:05:22

Clive
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http://swrtracker.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/hello-swr-interested-world/#comment-17



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