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Awesome! good to see that their new episode has => DROPP'D <=
PuppetMaster wrote:
Awesome! good to see that their new episode has => DROPP'D <=
LIKE A FUDGE TORRENT AFTER A BOMBAY BUFFET
Just like when you're starting a business.. there is no easy way to do it.. you just bend over take it up the ass!
Maybe these guys should try to be professional surfers so they can take vacations to work 5 days a week. 
So they con a disabled man out of $50,000 and blow the money on rent, computers, and surfing? 
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So they con a disabled man out of $50,000 and blow the money on rent, computers, and surfing?
Pretty much what I can see. Oh, and does anyone know anything about the disabled guy? 25 and can write a check for $50k? I smell a large settlement for our wheeled friend. I sure hope he has someone help him manage his money, these scammers will take it all.
"Surfing takes a team. And, it's tax-deductible!"
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"When the facts are inconvenient we just move the goalposts!"
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Have we seen any footage of them doing actual work on the product they sell?
Not promoting it, or courting investors, or shooting promo videos, or throwing parties, or taking much deserved breaks from all the hard work... just some shots of them making the actual product they sell to people.
Bueller?

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"The role of a CEO? To be a coach. Oh, to post spelling flames to my bois. "

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Oh, and getting the wife in as a paid business expense. Oh, and using a McMashun as a dodge pretending 'business' is being conducted, when really we are living off the fat of the land (and a guy in a wheelchair) enjoying a permanent vacation... until the money is gone, and the next scam starts, of course...Vinyl siding, anyone?"
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Ha! The Old Spice dude is stalking Barbara right in front of John! Super!
The bearded dude who was showing the cameras the other day, Brad - or "bradical" in the pseudo-hip parlance of the "Unstrapp'd" goobers...
Well, here is some of his fine work product:
http://www.youtube.com/user/bradical2#p … fyH46jI8Fo
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Have we seen any footage of them doing actual work on the product they sell?
Not promoting it, or courting investors, or shooting promo videos, or throwing parties, or taking much deserved breaks from all the hard work... just some shots of them making the actual product they sell to people.
Bueller?
Do you really want to see people sitting at a computer building a website? AYRTS?
AnimeBoi wrote:
Do you really want to see people sitting at a computer building a website? AYRTS?
Yes and yes.
A real time web cam of it? No.
A couple minutes of faked highlights with some exagerrated drama that talks about decisions they made about their product, what features to have, whether development is happening on schedule, what problems they run into... yeah, I want to see that, asshole.
I know it will cut into your time jerking off to Kyle in a wetsuit but fuck, throw me a bone.
Just to show how petty I am, I sort of hope that all got crotch rot from wearing rented wetsuits.
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Yes and yes.
A real time web cam of it? No.
A couple minutes of faked highlights with some exagerrated drama that talks about decisions they made about their product, what features to have, whether development is happening on schedule, what problems they run into... yeah, I want to see that, asshole.
I know it will cut into your time jerking off to Kyle in a wetsuit but fuck, throw me a bone.
But I have to agree. Show me the surfing thing AFTER showing me they earned it..............
Work has flared up. I’m gonna be spotty for the next couple of weeks. A couple of comments on #108; it was disgusting. You guys generally nailed it. One thing though, did anyone else notice where Brad Will was sitting when he got that check? He still would have been in Chicago and the window height in the background was a tip off that he was sitting in a basement. His Mom’s? She must be so proud that her son has grown up into a cripple scamming grifter and can finally move out of the basement and into his “own” place. I’ll skip over the rest of it because it just disgusts me, but I will point out the mismatch again between segments. Those opening shots were gorgeous. The soft focus, the high contrast with washed out colors, the camera zooming out as the vehicle drives ahead to the beach. For some reason it reminds me of “The Boys of Summer” by Don Henley. There are two problems. One is the gloomy atmospheric soundtrack. With that addition it felt like a music video from David Lynch. There was a foreboding in the air. I would expect that intro if they were about to go bankrupt or something. With the dissolve to the backlit hibiscus and the Brad Will voiceover, it felt absolutely funereal. It’s very pretty, but a terrible fucking mismatch for what the story is actually about. The second problem…I forget. I’ll be fucked if I’m gonna go back and watch that shitpile again. On to 109.
Cut into Kyle talking about the surf competition ahead and he shows the guns. I’m sorry that I didn’t get my predictions in for future episodes because you knew surfing was coming up. I expect deep sea fishing is probably also on the menu, and we ought to see a wine tasting episode (Temecula or Napa?). We see Tubman and Stippick. Do these fucks ever remove the headphones? What on earth are they listening too? Self empowerment tapes? Brad Will is pumped to go surfing. He grew on Lake Michigan and there is no surf there. He was too poor to travel and so he had to wait until God intervened and crushed Adam’s spine in a car wreck so that Brad could move to San Clemente. It’s all part of His plan. Also wakeboarding (the sport formerly known as skurfing) is for pussies, God wouldn’t want Brad to look like a pussy so he crippled Adam instead. Thanks God.
Why is there so much footage of them tying on surfboards? Does this demonstrate that they’re competent details guys? Is this better than the actual surfing action? How fucking far are they going anyways? Didn’t we see Brad walk his hell mutt to the beach the other day? Where did the gear come from? If they were taking lessons boards and shit would be provided. Is this another “business” expense? HA! I always knew Yermal was a fatty! He looks like a fucking burnt marshmallow wobbling around out there. Tubman, Record, Stippick Yermal. This team is 50% fatties. Note that I am being polite and omitting Saddlebags since her primary job is now formbing babby and we know that babby formbing takes a champion’s approach to food.
Fuck Tubman, the leash goes on your ankle. You are not taking the fucking board for a walk dickwipe. We catch a shot of Yermal wading in the surf. His ass is wider than his shoulders. Epic indeed. They must be surfing near a sewer outflow because we get a bunch of cuts showing logs of shit bobbing around in the surf OH WAIT IT”S THEM. Sorry. Stippick offers tortured metaphors about how surfing relates to business. Taking a dump is a lot like business. It’s all about timing, and patience. You have to have the proper facilities in place when your “business” is ready to start “moving”. Fuck he’s deep. This is why it pays to have senior people around. HOLY FUCK! Not only is Yermal fat, he’s so fat he’s knock kneed like all those fuckers on the Biggest Loser when they first show up to the ranch. His knees can’t hold his weight! If someone would do an animated of gif of Yermal from 2:39 to 2:43 I will send you all the brownbacks in my reg account. Kyle and Brad are in matching wetsuits so I guess they’re a couple now.
More shots of them on boards. Snooooooore. Brad Will was first up. Let’s all send him a cockpunch to celebrate. He claims he’s not used to having salty juice in his eyes. I wonder why that might be. I notice he doesn’t complain about swallowing loads of salty water like Gabe Strom does later in the video. Why do these fuckers insist on offering advice when they don’t know what they’re doing? Kyle mangles English “For the first time I caught my best wave…” but we can forgive him. He lost his camera and he’s hoping that it washes up. So does Heeks, cause he wants to see more “wet Kyle” in action. We get another collection of cuts of beach scenes and these cunts in the water. Yermal is playing in the sand. I’m beginning to think someone hates Yermal. We are now into the ninth episode and we haven’t seen a “feature” on him yet. He gets minimal camera time, and he always seems to be doing something retarded in the background. They are now boogie boarding. Was this after they were too tired to surf? Turns out that Yermal could barely swim out there. He also has a bit of a tattoo peeking out from his wetsuit. Any guesses as to what it is? I’m guessing a Hostess Ding-Dong getting it up the ass from a deep fried Mars bar. Yermal’s teeth are also just-ever-so-slightly snaggled. No wonder they don’t give him camera time. More beach shots, a panorama, the guys talking to a cute girl…and her boyfriend. Ben Dixon is doing the talking; “Hey, do you know anyone who’s received a substantial insurance settlement?” Oh that Ben, always working!
Fades out/in to later that day. Kyle claims he made it up on the board first, he ought to win the money, and he needs a new flipcam. How is making colleagues and coworkers compete for a cash a “team building” exercise anyways? In most jobs I’ve been in that’s a team destroying exercise. Also whose cash is it? It doesn’t seem right that the executives should be competing for prizes with the employees. Why is the decision made to always exclude the back office (ie Christina Haftman) from the team building exercises. Is she not part of the team? Yes Kyle was up first. He also almost took out both Record and Yermal. If he snapped their spines at C3 or so there could be a whole new round of financing in the works. Maybe that’s what all of these team building exercises are really about?

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Work has flared up. I’m gonna be spotty for the next couple of weeks. A couple of comments on #108; it was disgusting. You guys generally nailed it. One thing though, did anyone else notice where Brad Will was sitting when he got that check? He still would have been in Chicago and the window height in the background was a tip off that he was sitting in a basement. His Mom’s? She must be so proud that her son has grown up into a cripple scamming grifter and can finally move out of the basement and into his “own” place. I’ll skip over the rest of it because it just disgusts me, but I will point out the mismatch again between segments. Those opening shots were gorgeous. The soft focus, the high contrast with washed out colors, the camera zooming out as the vehicle drives ahead to the beach. For some reason it reminds me of “The Boys of Summer” by Don Henley. There are two problems. One is the gloomy atmospheric soundtrack. With that addition it felt like a music video from David Lynch. There was a foreboding in the air. I would expect that intro if they were about to go bankrupt or something. With the dissolve to the backlit hibiscus and the Brad Will voiceover, it felt absolutely funereal. It’s very pretty, but a terrible fucking mismatch for what the story is actually about. The second problem…I forget. I’ll be fucked if I’m gonna go back and watch that shitpile again. On to 109.
Cut into Kyle talking about the surf competition ahead and he shows the guns. I’m sorry that I didn’t get my predictions in for future episodes because you knew surfing was coming up. I expect deep sea fishing is probably also on the menu, and we ought to see a wine tasting episode (Temecula or Napa?). We see Tubman and Stippick. Do these fucks ever remove the headphones? What on earth are they listening too? Self empowerment tapes? Brad Will is pumped to go surfing. He grew on Lake Michigan and there is no surf there. He was too poor to travel and so he had to wait until God intervened and crushed Adam’s spine in a car wreck so that Brad could move to San Clemente. It’s all part of His plan. Also wakeboarding (the sport formerly known as skurfing) is for pussies, God wouldn’t want Brad to look like a pussy so he crippled Adam instead. Thanks God.
Why is there so much footage of them tying on surfboards? Does this demonstrate that they’re competent details guys? Is this better than the actual surfing action? How fucking far are they going anyways? Didn’t we see Brad walk his hell mutt to the beach the other day? Where did the gear come from? If they were taking lessons boards and shit would be provided. Is this another “business” expense? HA! I always knew Yermal was a fatty! He looks like a fucking burnt marshmallow wobbling around out there. Tubman, Record, Stippick Yermal. This team is 50% fatties. Note that I am being polite and omitting Saddlebags since her primary job is now formbing babby and we know that babby formbing takes a champion’s approach to food.
Fuck Tubman, the leash goes on your ankle. You are not taking the fucking board for a walk dickwipe. We catch a shot of Yermal wading in the surf. His ass is wider than his shoulders. Epic indeed. They must be surfing near a sewer outflow because we get a bunch of cuts showing logs of shit bobbing around in the surf OH WAIT IT”S THEM. Sorry. Stippick offers tortured metaphors about how surfing relates to business. Taking a dump is a lot like business. It’s all about timing, and patience. You have to have the proper facilities in place when your “business” is ready to start “moving”. Fuck he’s deep. This is why it pays to have senior people around. HOLY FUCK! Not only is Yermal fat, he’s so fat he’s knock kneed like all those fuckers on the Biggest Loser when they first show up to the ranch. His knees can’t hold his weight! If someone would do an animated of gif of Yermal from 2:39 to 2:43 I will send you all the brownbacks in my reg account. Kyle and Brad are in matching wetsuits so I guess they’re a couple now.
More shots of them on boards. Snooooooore. Brad Will was first up. Let’s all send him a cockpunch to celebrate. He claims he’s not used to having salty juice in his eyes. I wonder why that might be. I notice he doesn’t complain about swallowing loads of salty water like Gabe Strom does later in the video. Why do these fuckers insist on offering advice when they don’t know what they’re doing? Kyle mangles English “For the first time I caught my best wave…” but we can forgive him. He lost his camera and he’s hoping that it washes up. So does Heeks, cause he wants to see more “wet Kyle” in action. We get another collection of cuts of beach scenes and these cunts in the water. Yermal is playing in the sand. I’m beginning to think someone hates Yermal. We are now into the ninth episode and we haven’t seen a “feature” on him yet. He gets minimal camera time, and he always seems to be doing something retarded in the background. They are now boogie boarding. Was this after they were too tired to surf? Turns out that Yermal could barely swim out there. He also has a bit of a tattoo peeking out from his wetsuit. Any guesses as to what it is? I’m guessing a Hostess Ding-Dong getting it up the ass from a deep fried Mars bar. Yermal’s teeth are also just-ever-so-slightly snaggled. No wonder they don’t give him camera time. More beach shots, a panorama, the guys talking to a cute girl…and her boyfriend. Ben Dixon is doing the talking; “Hey, do you know anyone who’s received a substantial insurance settlement?” Oh that Ben, always working!
Fades out/in to later that day. Kyle claims he made it up on the board first, he ought to win the money, and he needs a new flipcam. How is making colleagues and coworkers compete for a cash a “team building” exercise anyways? In most jobs I’ve been in that’s a team destroying exercise. Also whose cash is it? It doesn’t seem right that the executives should be competing for prizes with the employees. Why is the decision made to always exclude the back office (ie Christina Haftman) from the team building exercises. Is she not part of the team? Yes Kyle was up first. He also almost took out both Record and Yermal. If he snapped their spines at C3 or so there could be a whole new round of financing in the works. Maybe that’s what all of these team building exercises are really about?
Outstanding!

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Work has flared up. I’m gonna be spotty for the next couple of weeks. A couple of comments on #108; it was disgusting. You guys generally nailed it. One thing though, did anyone else notice where Brad Will was sitting when he got that check? He still would have been in Chicago and the window height in the background was a tip off that he was sitting in a basement. His Mom’s? She must be so proud that her son has grown up into a cripple scamming grifter and can finally move out of the basement and into his “own” place. I’ll skip over the rest of it because it just disgusts me, but I will point out the mismatch again between segments. Those opening shots were gorgeous. The soft focus, the high contrast with washed out colors, the camera zooming out as the vehicle drives ahead to the beach. For some reason it reminds me of “The Boys of Summer” by Don Henley. There are two problems. One is the gloomy atmospheric soundtrack. With that addition it felt like a music video from David Lynch. There was a foreboding in the air. I would expect that intro if they were about to go bankrupt or something. With the dissolve to the backlit hibiscus and the Brad Will voiceover, it felt absolutely funereal. It’s very pretty, but a terrible fucking mismatch for what the story is actually about. The second problem…I forget. I’ll be fucked if I’m gonna go back and watch that shitpile again. On to 109.
Cut into Kyle talking about the surf competition ahead and he shows the guns. I’m sorry that I didn’t get my predictions in for future episodes because you knew surfing was coming up. I expect deep sea fishing is probably also on the menu, and we ought to see a wine tasting episode (Temecula or Napa?). We see Tubman and Stippick. Do these fucks ever remove the headphones? What on earth are they listening too? Self empowerment tapes? Brad Will is pumped to go surfing. He grew on Lake Michigan and there is no surf there. He was too poor to travel and so he had to wait until God intervened and crushed Adam’s spine in a car wreck so that Brad could move to San Clemente. It’s all part of His plan. Also wakeboarding (the sport formerly known as skurfing) is for pussies, God wouldn’t want Brad to look like a pussy so he crippled Adam instead. Thanks God.
Why is there so much footage of them tying on surfboards? Does this demonstrate that they’re competent details guys? Is this better than the actual surfing action? How fucking far are they going anyways? Didn’t we see Brad walk his hell mutt to the beach the other day? Where did the gear come from? If they were taking lessons boards and shit would be provided. Is this another “business” expense? HA! I always knew Yermal was a fatty! He looks like a fucking burnt marshmallow wobbling around out there. Tubman, Record, Stippick Yermal. This team is 50% fatties. Note that I am being polite and omitting Saddlebags since her primary job is now formbing babby and we know that babby formbing takes a champion’s approach to food.
Fuck Tubman, the leash goes on your ankle. You are not taking the fucking board for a walk dickwipe. We catch a shot of Yermal wading in the surf. His ass is wider than his shoulders. Epic indeed. They must be surfing near a sewer outflow because we get a bunch of cuts showing logs of shit bobbing around in the surf OH WAIT IT”S THEM. Sorry. Stippick offers tortured metaphors about how surfing relates to business. Taking a dump is a lot like business. It’s all about timing, and patience. You have to have the proper facilities in place when your “business” is ready to start “moving”. Fuck he’s deep. This is why it pays to have senior people around. HOLY FUCK! Not only is Yermal fat, he’s so fat he’s knock kneed like all those fuckers on the Biggest Loser when they first show up to the ranch. His knees can’t hold his weight! If someone would do an animated of gif of Yermal from 2:39 to 2:43 I will send you all the brownbacks in my reg account. Kyle and Brad are in matching wetsuits so I guess they’re a couple now.
More shots of them on boards. Snooooooore. Brad Will was first up. Let’s all send him a cockpunch to celebrate. He claims he’s not used to having salty juice in his eyes. I wonder why that might be. I notice he doesn’t complain about swallowing loads of salty water like Gabe Strom does later in the video. Why do these fuckers insist on offering advice when they don’t know what they’re doing? Kyle mangles English “For the first time I caught my best wave…” but we can forgive him. He lost his camera and he’s hoping that it washes up. So does Heeks, cause he wants to see more “wet Kyle” in action. We get another collection of cuts of beach scenes and these cunts in the water. Yermal is playing in the sand. I’m beginning to think someone hates Yermal. We are now into the ninth episode and we haven’t seen a “feature” on him yet. He gets minimal camera time, and he always seems to be doing something retarded in the background. They are now boogie boarding. Was this after they were too tired to surf? Turns out that Yermal could barely swim out there. He also has a bit of a tattoo peeking out from his wetsuit. Any guesses as to what it is? I’m guessing a Hostess Ding-Dong getting it up the ass from a deep fried Mars bar. Yermal’s teeth are also just-ever-so-slightly snaggled. No wonder they don’t give him camera time. More beach shots, a panorama, the guys talking to a cute girl…and her boyfriend. Ben Dixon is doing the talking; “Hey, do you know anyone who’s received a substantial insurance settlement?” Oh that Ben, always working!
Fades out/in to later that day. Kyle claims he made it up on the board first, he ought to win the money, and he needs a new flipcam. How is making colleagues and coworkers compete for a cash a “team building” exercise anyways? In most jobs I’ve been in that’s a team destroying exercise. Also whose cash is it? It doesn’t seem right that the executives should be competing for prizes with the employees. Why is the decision made to always exclude the back office (ie Christina Haftman) from the team building exercises. Is she not part of the team? Yes Kyle was up first. He also almost took out both Record and Yermal. If he snapped their spines at C3 or so there could be a whole new round of financing in the works. Maybe that’s what all of these team building exercises are really about?

Thank god these dipshits didn't go to a decent surf beach and ruin everyone else's day with their fucking kookery.
If they went somewhere like Lunada Bay and acted like that, the locals would have fucking trashed their big black SUV and harassed 'em out of the water
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VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
Thank god these dipshits didn't go to a decent surf beach and ruin everyone else's day with their fucking kookery.
If they went somewhere like Lunada Bay and acted like that, the locals would have fucking trashed their big black SUV and harassed 'em out of the water
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