The plump reporter chick is looking pretty good, I would fuck her 
Poor Kyle. 
I need to hire these guys to get my welding business on twitter/facebook.
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Where I can I find a local mobile welder?
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Have you looked at twitter?
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The plump reporter chick is looking pretty good, I would fuck her
PRotip -- just do what these guys did -- tie a jelly donut on a string, then drag it to wherever you want her. done deal.
Heekee wrote:
Damb, you can tell the old guy cant stand being around them.

Thomas Pynchon is not everyone's favorite author, for good reason perhaps. But his writing is as structurally sound as any you will find. In the Crying of Lot 49 he has a masterful scene where Metzger, the former child star turned lawyer, tries to seduce Oedipa Maas, executer of a giant estate, in a cheap motel room. One of Metzger's movies plays on the television behind them but the engineer at the station has mixed up the reels. Dead people wander into scenes, the hero dies partway through, a sunken submarine magically reappears. The point is order matters. When the expectation of order is violated bad things happen. In high art and farce temporal order may be altered to suit the story. In any other case it signals Dada, a children's play or incompetence. It is the conceit of UNSTRAPP'D that we get one episode a day, depicting the life of a start up. I know it's all staged, but the story telling demands that things happen in order. Bad things happen when they don't.
Two episodes ago they were at a conference in Long Beach (April 25th), and the next morning Kyle discovers a competitor. We might expect the next episode to deal with the competitor. But no, they go to the salon for anal bleaching. Note that in their timeline that salon trip should have happened the same morning that Kyle found UNCHAIN'D. Instead it slips out that it's after they have been featured in the OC register. That story ran June 29th. Today we get Brittany Levine, Ace Reporter, on the scene to raid their fridge. This happened either the day before, or earlier the same day of the ass waxing. I have developed a dislike for Levine, based mostly on her endless tweets about food. So let's go shall we?
Establishing shot outside the mantion, cut to a fountain because…metaphor? Cut to interior where the Ginger Whale is wandering around looking for bits of dropped food. They should have taken her along for a makeover. Brad Will babbles bullshit about traditional media and how he normally gets written up on blogs. I bet he does. They are now sitting around the table while Brittany lobs softballs. Chris Record:" We were so overwhelmed with sales that we knew it would work". This must be in response to a Pulitzerian zinga from the Ginga like "How did you know this would work?". Do we know if it's working? Slutpick goes on about how every business owner knows they need to be on Facebook and Twitter. There is some guy sitting next to Tubman I don't recognize. Other people get invited to these meetings? WTF? Is that Ben Dixon there talking? Didn't he appear by video at yesterday's meeting before the salon? Was he videoconferencing from the Starbuck's down the street? I don't know why I should bother to keep track of this shit if they can’t be bothered to do it. More blather and bullshit. Brittany keeps writing.
Cut to the interview with Brad Will again. He does a creditable job of talking about sales from a "pounding the pavement" viewpoint. There are jump cuts between thoughts. This section must be written on the whiteboard and he did it two or three times after they changed the camera angle. Back to the meeting and Kyle seems to get all choked up how they came together. Ben Dixon claims that they had all built successful businesses based on social media before coming to Social Spin. Record starts whining in the background about "coming together" and "synergy". With this bunch I think that's code for something. HAHAHA Record "the more we can start utilizing each others resources…". Fuck I wish they'd stop talking. The talking on these things is the worst. Bill Dully looks like he needs a drink. This is the worst fucking episode yet. This is a fucking greasy sales pitch stuffed inside a greasy douche turd. The photographer tells them to put their pants back on and act like straight men for a while. Here comes a montage of photography and we've already seen a number of these pics. When was that fucking interview done? I think we've seen those snaps in their promo material! FUCKING CONTINUITY MATTERS! These guys aren't smart enough for Dada so I'm going with incompetence.
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Thomas Pynchon is not everyone's favorite author, for good reason perhaps. But his writing is as structurally sound as any you will find. In the Crying of Lot 49 he has a masterful scene where Metzger, the former child star turned lawyer, tries to seduce Oedipa Maas, executer of a giant estate, in a cheap motel room. One of Metzger's movies plays on the television behind them but the engineer at the station has mixed up the reels. Dead people wander into scenes, the hero dies partway through, a sunken submarine magically reappears. The point is order matters. When the expectation of order is violated bad things happen. In high art and farce temporal order may be altered to suit the story. In any other case it signals Dada, a children's play or incompetence. It is the conceit of UNSTRAPP'D that we get one episode a day, depicting the life of a start up. I know it's all staged, but the story telling demands that things happen in order. Bad things happen when they don't.
Two episodes ago they were at a conference in Long Beach (April 25th), and the next morning Kyle discovers a competitor. We might expect the next episode to deal with the competitor. But no, they go to the salon for anal bleaching. Note that in their timeline that salon trip should have happened the same morning that Kyle found UNCHAIN'D. Instead it slips out that it's after they have been featured in the OC register. That story ran June 29th. Today we get Brittany Levine, Ace Reporter, on the scene to raid their fridge. This happened either the day before, or earlier the same day of the ass waxing. I have developed a dislike for Levine, based mostly on her endless tweets about food. So let's go shall we?
Establishing shot outside the mantion, cut to a fountain because…metaphor? Cut to interior where the Ginger Whale is wandering around looking for bits of dropped food. They should have taken her along for a makeover. Brad Will babbles bullshit about traditional media and how he normally gets written up on blogs. I bet he does. They are now sitting around the table while Brittany lobs softballs. Chris Record:" We were so overwhelmed with sales that we knew it would work". This must be in response to a Pulitzerian zinga from the Ginga like "How did you know this would work?". Do we know if it's working? Slutpick goes on about how every business owner knows they need to be on Facebook and Twitter. There is some guy sitting next to Tubman I don't recognize. Other people get invited to these meetings? WTF? Is that Ben Dixon there talking? Didn't he appear by video at yesterday's meeting before the salon? Was he videoconferencing from the Starbuck's down the street? I don't know why I should bother to keep track of this shit if they can’t be bothered to do it. More blather and bullshit. Brittany keeps writing.
Cut to the interview with Brad Will again. He does a creditable job of talking about sales from a "pounding the pavement" viewpoint. There are jump cuts between thoughts. This section must be written on the whiteboard and he did it two or three times after they changed the camera angle. Back to the meeting and Kyle seems to get all choked up how they came together. Ben Dixon claims that they had all built successful businesses based on social media before coming to Social Spin. Record starts whining in the background about "coming together" and "synergy". With this bunch I think that's code for something. HAHAHA Record "the more we can start utilizing each others resources…". Fuck I wish they'd stop talking. The talking on these things is the worst. Bill Dully looks like he needs a drink. This is the worst fucking episode yet. This is a fucking greasy sales pitch stuffed inside a greasy douche turd. The photographer tells them to put their pants back on and act like straight men for a while. Here comes a montage of photography and we've already seen a number of these pics. When was that fucking interview done? I think we've seen those snaps in their promo material! FUCKING CONTINUITY MATTERS! These guys aren't smart enough for Dada so I'm going with incompetence.
You should go to their party at the house on Saturday and tell them how incompetent they are, take a friend and record it. 
Aww man. I wish I was a "point man".
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You should go to their party at the house on Saturday and tell them how incompetent they are, take a friend and record it.
Fuck I would love to go to that party. I'm out of town though. On the other coast.
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Thomas Pynchon is not everyone's favorite author, for good reason perhaps. But his writing is as structurally sound as any you will find. In the Crying of Lot 49 he has a masterful scene where Metzger, the former child star turned lawyer, tries to seduce Oedipa Maas, executer of a giant estate, in a cheap motel room. One of Metzger's movies plays on the television behind them but the engineer at the station has mixed up the reels. Dead people wander into scenes, the hero dies partway through, a sunken submarine magically reappears. The point is order matters. When the expectation of order is violated bad things happen. In high art and farce temporal order may be altered to suit the story. In any other case it signals Dada, a children's play or incompetence. It is the conceit of UNSTRAPP'D that we get one episode a day, depicting the life of a start up. I know it's all staged, but the story telling demands that things happen in order. Bad things happen when they don't.
Two episodes ago they were at a conference in Long Beach (April 25th), and the next morning Kyle discovers a competitor. We might expect the next episode to deal with the competitor. But no, they go to the salon for anal bleaching. Note that in their timeline that salon trip should have happened the same morning that Kyle found UNCHAIN'D. Instead it slips out that it's after they have been featured in the OC register. That story ran June 29th. Today we get Brittany Levine, Ace Reporter, on the scene to raid their fridge. This happened either the day before, or earlier the same day of the ass waxing. I have developed a dislike for Levine, based mostly on her endless tweets about food. So let's go shall we?
Establishing shot outside the mantion, cut to a fountain because…metaphor? Cut to interior where the Ginger Whale is wandering around looking for bits of dropped food. They should have taken her along for a makeover. Brad Will babbles bullshit about traditional media and how he normally gets written up on blogs. I bet he does. They are now sitting around the table while Brittany lobs softballs. Chris Record:" We were so overwhelmed with sales that we knew it would work". This must be in response to a Pulitzerian zinga from the Ginga like "How did you know this would work?". Do we know if it's working? Slutpick goes on about how every business owner knows they need to be on Facebook and Twitter. There is some guy sitting next to Tubman I don't recognize. Other people get invited to these meetings? WTF? Is that Ben Dixon there talking? Didn't he appear by video at yesterday's meeting before the salon? Was he videoconferencing from the Starbuck's down the street? I don't know why I should bother to keep track of this shit if they can’t be bothered to do it. More blather and bullshit. Brittany keeps writing.
Cut to the interview with Brad Will again. He does a creditable job of talking about sales from a "pounding the pavement" viewpoint. There are jump cuts between thoughts. This section must be written on the whiteboard and he did it two or three times after they changed the camera angle. Back to the meeting and Kyle seems to get all choked up how they came together. Ben Dixon claims that they had all built successful businesses based on social media before coming to Social Spin. Record starts whining in the background about "coming together" and "synergy". With this bunch I think that's code for something. HAHAHA Record "the more we can start utilizing each others resources…". Fuck I wish they'd stop talking. The talking on these things is the worst. Bill Dully looks like he needs a drink. This is the worst fucking episode yet. This is a fucking greasy sales pitch stuffed inside a greasy douche turd. The photographer tells them to put their pants back on and act like straight men for a while. Here comes a montage of photography and we've already seen a number of these pics. When was that fucking interview done? I think we've seen those snaps in their promo material! FUCKING CONTINUITY MATTERS! These guys aren't smart enough for Dada so I'm going with incompetence.

HAI GUYZ! I'm chubby so I'm easy! Line starts to the left!
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Every business owner knows they need to be on twitter, facebook, and youtube? ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS?
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Every business owner knows they need to be on twitter, facebook, and youtube? ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS?
I follow the tweets of the geotechnical soil boring contractor I use.
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Every business owner knows they need to be on twitter, facebook, and youtube? ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS?
Our business depends on it!
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You should go to their party at the house on Saturday and tell them how incompetent they are, take a friend and record it.
Article working title: "A day at Whicker Manshun"

(voice over)
"Whicker Mansion. Where narcissitic nambys, nurse new age nits, needing new nuances to numb the need in their nebulous lives filled with... something beginning in "N"...."
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Fuck I would love to go to that party. I'm out of town though. On the other coast.
ATTENTION SAN CLEMENTE DOT... ATTENTION SAN CLEMENTE DOT:
Follows is a message, in deep sekrit tard-proof code:
"The dipshits have flown the salon," Repeat: "The dipshits have flown the salon."
Operation "Deep Cover Nimrod" is a "Go."
That is all.
This is not a drill.
EOM
AnimeBoi wrote:
I follow the tweets of the geotechnical soil boring contractor I use.
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"So, how about I exchange some sweet SEO link-love and a free blog header for the rent we missed?"
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"What? What?!?!?! Just pay up, Nancy-boi."
AnimeBoi wrote:
I follow the tweets of the geotechnical soil boring contractor I use.
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Found more dirt!
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"So, how about I exchange some sweet SEO link-love and a free blog header for the rent we missed?"
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"What? What?!?!?! Just pay up, Nancy-boi."
Given that Stupprick's wife is a realtor it wouldn't be too surprising to find out that she handles that rental. 