MANICURES AND NEW PINK SHIRTS WITH KHAKI PANTS FOR EVERYONE!
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Can you imagine being a potential Web 2.0 thinkin' investor dude, wondering if you should drop some bucks on these retards, and seeing that?
That shit was so gay I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of it.
This is the first episode I've ever watched all the way through. Why does that one dude in charge have such big tits?
LIKE A HOT ONE ON NEW YEARS EVE IN A TIMES SQUARE PORT-A-POTTY
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"I'm jacked....."
Yeah, Chris trying to come off as 'hip' and 'with it' made me literally groan out loud. At least Kyle comes by his goofy nature naturally, and he is a cut-up, and the only one of the bunch with a whit of personality. Don't get me wrong -- I still would not let the fucker sell me as much as a fuckin' restaurant coupon book, much less cut some sort of major deal, but he is.... 'affable.'
When Kyle's talking to the ladies, the one on the end looks at him likes he's, you know..... a beta.
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You gotta see poor Kyle getting his chest waxed at the end
L lol'ed. 
Worth the price of admission. Sound like a broken record -- he was a good sport, and seems to be tryin' to go along with the program, and not as sleazy as the remainder of those fuckers, yet the fact he is still hooked up with them means he is actually willing to be one of them, or is in fact already a sell-out scum bag con man, but just has a less obvious veneer.
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When Kyle's talking to the ladies, the one on the end looks at him likes he's, you know..... a beta.
Let that be a life lesson to any betas watchin'... situation like that... let's say Vanessa wasn't there.... Kyle would be the one chattin' 'em up, and they would be giggling... they would dislike Chris, and not talk too much.... BUT at the end of the day, Chris is the one wealkin' out with a sure fuck-date in the bag, BECAUSE he is the one writing the check (if there was a check written), and is the one who would be able to give some wench a watch, some flowers, cheap trinkets, wine her and dine her a bit. Poor Kyle would want her to go downtown and watch him climb on shit on his purple bicycle.
Some dogs are for show, and some are for go. Just like with street fighters ,looks actually don't count for too much, but character and power sure does.
I am not saying I *like* Chris, or he *ought* to leave with the free-beaver-coupon of the bunch, but that's the way of the world, bois.
In fact, Vanessa, I'm sayin' you guys have already had 'the talk' more than once, about him keepin' it in his pance, haven't you? Sure you have, sweetie. Don't worry about bein' preggers. I'm sure it'll all work out.
UNSTRAPP’D Makeover Day
I hate these fuckers. Scene opens at Pizza Port, one of my favorite places in San Clemente, and they have ruined it for me. I’ll now have to go to Carlsbad or Solano Beach to get away from the tard stink. So long as they stay away from Naja’s Place in Redondo I will not have to hunt them down. Chris Record is bleating about how awesome the extreme makeovers were. Brad Will arranged them
. I guess this will be retrospective. If it is, and this is Record post-makeover, they only made him look like more of a douche. They were also featured in a newspaper. Since yesterday’s episode was 10 weeks old, how old is this? We may get an idea of the continuity here. Kyle got his chest waxed.
Dissolve to the ghetto whiteboard in the dining room. They are ribbing Slutpitch about how crappy he looks. Strong rhythm track and a series of cuts showing what “hard work” looks like. It seems to consist of a series of pouty faces and rubbing your hands together. Dully looks like he should be in a gutter someplace.
Brad Will speaks: “We have to cut this meeting short today, things are getting a little out of control for us, Russell, your hair man, we need to keep things under control. This is supposed to be a professional environment...dissolve, very nicely done Kyle, big clap for you…I have a connection and I actually met her through Facebook”. OK I’m done transcribing. Some attention whore has a salon in Newport Beach and these guys are going to get fagged out. The irony in Brad telling Russell he looks like shit is both deep and rich. Yermal is a tool, but he is more professional looking in his orthopedic shoes than anything I have seen Brad wear yet. Look at the fucker when he is giving this speech; surfer t-shirt, long tangled hair, hobo scruff and fucking blue jeans. He looks like eats out of trash cans on the beach. Cut to outside for some exposition with Brad: “This is like a barter, this is a fun thing that we’ll be able to do…blah blah blah”. Once again the editing is a problem here. This side exposition with Brad speaking in the present tense makes a mockery of his “we have to get going because we’re already late bullshit” from earlier in the scene. Also when they said they were planning to give away a free blog package for everyone they sold is this what they meant? I assumed the free ones would go to animal shelters or something. Not high end salons where they get their vaginas waxed.
Cut to exterior of MARS Salon in Costa Mesa. Costa Mesa is not Newport Beach. Baldwin Hills, Beverly Hills whatever, it’s only 3 or 4 miles. Cut back to Pizza Port and Record explaining the events to Russell Yermal, who was there? Fuck they need to get their narration shit together.
Fuck it. I can’t watch this trash anymore. I’m going for a run and I’ll finish it later.
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Can you imagine being a potential Web 2.0 thinkin' investor dude, wondering if you should drop some bucks on these retards, and seeing that?
I'm convinced they want attention and fame. They are not big boi bidness people. It's all about them and this ep confirms it.
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UNSTRAPP’D Makeover Day
Scene opens at Pizza Port...
...I’ll finish it later.
God you are good. Seriously. 
Hey Unstrappd fuckers, smell that. Got a whiff, yet? Okay?
Yeah, well, that's fuckkin' TALENT, and that whiff is the closest you cocksuckers are ever gettin' to it.
where the fuck is Casey? he would have been perfect for this role.
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where the fuck is Casey? he would have been perfect for this role.
The episode where they went to an island would have been the best cameo KC could ever hope to get.
Those are some pretty weak makeovers. From my female point of view the haircuts look REALLY CHEAP. Too much hair product and too little talent went into those cuts.
Gotta agree, Brad ripping on anyone about professional appearance is weak. I'm guessing this was scripted bullshit. Brad looks like he'd be turned away applying at McDonalds - like some lame-ass surfer-dude wanna-be.