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#26 2010-07-09 05:49:13

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Looks like the old guy is trying not to laugh when the "CEO" says they've all been working really hard.

Poor guy must have fucked up bad to end up with this crew.

#27 2010-07-09 05:51:02

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Selling Tweet lessons is hard work
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#28 2010-07-09 05:54:42

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Re: NEW TWO-PART UNSTRAPPD HAS -=>DROPPED<=- CHECK IT, YO!!!

Guy_Incognito wrote:

" Lifepreneur? "

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I cant wait till these goddamned trevers go broke and live in tents....Fucken idiots.
Twice as stupid as their boomer parents...twice as lazy...twice as greedy and will exceed all expectations in fail.

As long as their parents are alive they'll never live in tents.

VANS MAYBE, BUT NEVER TENTS.
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#29 2010-07-09 06:01:01

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Impeccable_ARSE wrote:

As long as their parents are alive they'll never live in tents.

VANS MAYBE, BUT NEVER TENTS.
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Not with the lifestyle these little bastards have asides from their parents.
They will be living in dirty, disheveled, leaky little condos down by the river.
They offer nothing to the workplace...its why the boomers outsourced all the shit and cashed in early when they saw these stupid little bastards coming.

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#30 2010-07-09 06:07:06

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Impeccable_ARSE wrote:

Well, that sounds like fun.

All it shows is Chris doing minimal amounts of exercise then looking sick while asking Kyle to turn the camera off. 

He puked on their neighbor's lawn, nice introduction to the neighborhood.

#31 2010-07-09 10:34:23

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UNSTRAPP'D 3: The Island Part I

Scene opens with Bill Dully standing on the lower deck of some boat with spray whipping past.  I guess they're on their way to an island.  I think the upper deck would have looked better, and maybe he should have been at the bow looking forward with vision.  The lower deck amidships makes him look passive, like a passenger rather than a leader.  Cut to Bradley Will on the upper deck looking forward like a leader, then below deck he delivers the set up: "We've decided to take a day off with the team.  Arthur is in New York, Gabe is in Chicago.  We've been working really hard, pushing hard working long days, 13-14 hour days - maybe even longer [he must be referring to Kyle] so we're taking the day off to spend the day on an island and have some fun".  Bill Dully is in the background of this whole scene.  He looks sick; he has a bloated look that I normally associate with chemo patients.  I can't believe he's only 47.  I think B. Will exaggerates the working hours.  He probably meant he was awake for 13 or 14 hours a day.  After a 70+ hour week I normally like to sleep.  He claims to have put in 70+ hours and it's only Saturday.


Cut to Catalina Island and the whole sick crew disembarks; Kyle walking and talking to his cell phone camera like he does, Lurch is wearing a polo shirt and jeans.  I think he must wear orthopedic shoes that look like ski boots and so he cannot wear shorts or he would look even stupider. The tards walk around. Kyle climbs on stuff, SUCCESS MAN Lurch harasses some pigeons (he's wearing a t-shirt under the polo and a belt that probably matches the orthopedic shoes).  Horseface makes her first appearance on camera (in a nonspeaking role). Wait it speaks!

Vanessa Record: "We're having lunch at Lobster Trap on Catalina Island [Oh Catalina Island! I missed that the first 7 times. Nice editing Kyle] sitting at a table in a boat and we just got off a boat so I'm pretty excited. And then we have Ben playing background music here (camera pans to show Ben holding a guitar) with a guitar that came off the wall".  Pan to Ben playing a made up song.  Does Ben have rosacea? I wonder if he's treating it.  Chris Record tells a fucked up story about the upcoming zip line. OOOOOH ZIP LINES ARE EDGY.  The tards drive around in a golf cart (only 10 year+ residents can drive cars). That's it?  Jesus Christ.  We watched them on a boat and eat lunch for 5 FUCKING MINUTES.

#32 2010-07-09 11:23:59

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UNSTRAPP'D 3 Part II

Establishing shot of the zip line sign.  The entretards gear up.  Everyone is talking into their phones/cameras.  If this is what the new media is, I am going on a fucking shooting rampage.  They get instructions/training.  They are now more qualified to be Zipliners then they are to create a media company.  Also you don't really need instructions; gravity does the work.  Shots of retards on wires.  Ben's rosacea is pretty bad. Bradley Will is seriously giving us advice on how to zipline after one run on the "baby line"?!?!?  This may explain these dumbfucks world view.  He has done one run and is now an expert, ready to provide guidance for all your ziplining needs: "Tuck up like a cannonball". You now owe him $10,000.  The tards talk to their cameras as they get back on the boat in the Captain's Lounge.  Ben calls it a "pretty baller spot" because they don't have to sit in the lower deck with the hoi polloi. Maybe he means he wants to get balled?  I'm sure B. Will would experiment, so long as Ben returns the favor.

There was mercifully little dialogue.  Next episode teases in the lower right corner of the screen.  Bradley Will appears to be talking to Col. Sanders.  But that guy is dead right?


Does this perhaps come in XXXL? My rectum seems to be a little stretched out.
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#33 2010-07-09 11:33:19

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Who fronted the money so that these douchebags get paid to do this? How long until that runs out?

#34 2010-07-09 11:43:11

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Who fronted the money so that these douchebags get paid to do this? How long until that runs out?

They are highly successful entrepreneurs.  Why would anyone need to front them money? 

#35 2010-07-09 11:48:03

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Why is 25% of their team out of town?  Do I have to watch their fucking videos to find out what's going on?

#36 2010-07-09 11:52:38

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Re: NEW TWO-PART UNSTRAPPD HAS -=>DROPPED<=- CHECK IT, YO!!!

So when is the sequel to this shit coming out?

UNZIPPD, where all these fags end up sucking dick at the glory hole

"I can feel the synergysmmmm mmmmgh glurg schlorgggh!!!"
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#37 2010-07-09 11:53:17

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They are highly successful entrepreneurs.  Why would anyone need to front them money? 

#38 2010-07-09 11:54:04

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Guy_Incognito wrote:

" Lifepreneur? "

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I cant wait till these goddamned trevers go broke and live in tents....Fucken idiots.
Twice as stupid as their boomer parents...twice as lazy...twice as greedy and will exceed all expectations in fail.

Like a lazy sack stoner like you should talk

At least i never shot anyone in the face cock breath!
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#39 2010-07-09 12:13:15

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Re: NEW TWO-PART UNSTRAPPD HAS -=>DROPPED<=- CHECK IT, YO!!!

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All it shows is Chris doing minimal amounts of exercise then looking sick while asking Kyle to turn the camera off. 

He puked on their neighbor's lawn, nice introduction to the neighborhood.

I'd love to see these soft homos do a century bike ride in under 12 hours.

#40 2010-07-09 12:27:41

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dildo_baggins wrote:

I'd love to see these soft homos do a century bike ride in under 12 hours.

Ummmm that's only 8 miles/hr.  Do you ride at all?

#41 2010-07-09 12:36:16

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Ummmm that's only 8 miles/hr.  Do you ride at all?

I see my previous post went completely over your fucking head, dimwit.

And, yeah, I did my last century in May. Next one in two weeks.

#42 2010-07-09 12:39:27

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Check dis out bitchez! I'm getting media play inna Camp Full of Idiots yo!
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#43 2010-07-09 12:41:31

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dildo_baggins wrote:

I see my previous post went completely over your fucking head, dimwit.

And, yeah, I did my last century in May. Next one in two weeks.

I am missing something I think.  Are you doing it on a unicycle or something?  Are you a paraplegic?

#44 2010-07-09 12:57:59

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Ummmm that's only 8 miles/hr.  Do you ride at all?

Three hours at 12 mph with a 1 hour break would do it.  Repeat three times.  I think even Chris "Bitch-Titz" Record could manage that.  Maybe not on Catalina, but on flat ground.

#45 2010-07-09 13:13:19

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Three hours at 12 mph with a 1 hour break would do it.  Repeat three times.  I think even Chris "Bitch-Titz" Record could manage that.  Maybe not on Catalina, but on flat ground.

On second thought Bitch-Titz might need 90 minute sessions with 30 minute breaks between.  Easy no?

#46 2010-07-09 14:06:57

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Looks like the old guy is trying not to laugh when the "CEO" says they've all been working really hard.

Poor guy must have fucked up bad to end up with this crew.

You ever seen anyone look as out of place?

He is a looser™ in his own right, but teamed with these Web2.0 Loosers™, it accentuates the smell of fail permeating all over both generations of tards in that house.

#47 2010-07-09 14:09:06

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NEW TWO-PART UNSTRAPPD HAS -=>DROPPED<=- CHECK IT, YO!!!

LIKE A SOFT STEAMING TURD BEHIND ENEMY LINES AT OMAHA BEACH

#48 2010-07-09 14:10:12

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First time I remember seeing Ben Dixon, Master Affiliate.

WTF is a Master Affiliate?

#49 2010-07-09 14:10:47

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They get instructions/training.  They are now more qualified to be Zipliners then they are to create a media company.

This.


(excellent summations! gold clap!)

#50 2010-07-09 14:15:10

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On second thought Bitch-Titz might need 90 minute sessions with 30 minute breaks between.  Easy no?

I can't wait for the moment when Brad, fresh from reading six hours of Camp Idiot to catch up on the happenings, accidentally utters "Sure, Bitch-Titz" when responding to a question from Chris! Be sure ya got that one on tape, Kyle! Oh, and edit that shit RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!

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