What the fuck is this shit all about? A bunch of fags sucking each other off in a fancy manshun?
AnimeBoi wrote:
No, they edit out the homo orgies because they are "unprofessional".
So my next question is if this a parody of 1998 or if these smug pole smokers are "for real"?
AnimeBoi wrote:
They are using this to promote an MLM webhosting scam.
FIXD
The MLM scam is only a side plot. What Record really wants to do is shop his laughably bad 'reality' show to reality tv producers in the hope that someone picks it up. He doesn't care if an outside producer gets rid of the idiots in his show and repopulates it with more telegenic personalities. It's the 'idea' that Record wants to sell and he desperately wants a 'producer' credit for the show.
I put this in the other thread, but I'll drop it here too.
EPISODE 2: Business on the back nine.
Chris Record is going to play golf with the CFO and some sucker ^h^h^h potential "moderate investor" qualified at a 100k.
Cut to the house…
Scene opens with a meeting in the dining room where the big ghetto white board (made of tile board from home depot) is hung. Why isn't there a video up? Kyle needs to get one up and work on the free blog factory. Brad Will: Our clients are pressuring us and we had problems with the videos that had to be re-recorded twice. Kyle is getting pushed out of his comfort zone because he's the only one who can do the editing.
Back to the golf course…Bill Dulley is the CFO. He's one of until now unidentified old guys hanging around in pictures. He shows up around 3:15 in the video. He says Chris Record is really sharp and very intense. He has the ability to "take up all the oxygen out on the green and he's doing that right now with Sweed(?)…he's pushing to hard". So why Mr CFO are you here whispering sotto voce to the camera while Bitch-tits queers the deal? Shouldn't you be over there nudging him off? Onion belt Dulley tells a story about golfing with Michael Jordan.
Chris Record can't ride in the cart with the big boys. He has to follow behind in is own little wagon. 
Back to the house…
Same meeting we were at. Arthur Tubman still at the whiteboard.
Golf course: Record has learned a lesson about talking business to early on the course. Christ I'm not even in business and I know the first 9 holes are foreplay. You don't push, you nudge, and drop it by the time you're heading into the clubhouse. Has Record ever actually put together a deal before? Oh okay here we go. Now Record says he has learned that you don't talk business before the turn! Today's valuable lesson! You now owe him $10,000 for this business advice. And don't call potential investors "wrinkly ball sacs of prevarication" if they don't sign up right away. You owe him another $10,000.
House: Scene: late at night. Kyle sitting in the dark, illuminated only by the big flat screen monitor where he is doing video editing. He is wearing headphones. Why? They are in a 6000+ square foot house not a dorm room. Shouldn't he be working in the office section? Why can't he have the lights on and listen to music on speakers? "We are growing just way too fast, we need more people." WHO WANTS TO INVEST IN A FREE BLOG FAGTORY?
My penis is lying around unused. Could you put it to use?
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The MLM scam is only a side plot. What Record really wants to do is shop his laughably bad 'reality' show to reality tv producers in the hope that someone picks it up. He doesn't care if an outside producer gets rid of the idiots in his show and repopulates it with more telegenic personalities. It's the 'idea' that Record wants to sell and he desperately wants a 'producer' credit for the show.
Um, no. Read Chris's file dump on his website. That's his plan.
AnimeBoi wrote:
Um, no. Read Chris's file dump on his website. That's his plan.
As stupid as Record is, even he realizes that he can't tell everyone he's shopping a reality series idea - his clueless housemates would mutiny once they understood that they were just placeholders for a more capable cast.
AnimeBoi wrote:
"MLM scam" is like saying "ATM machine"
ITS A NEW REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I put this in the other thread, but I'll drop it here too.
EPISODE 2: Business on the back nine.
Chris Record is going to play golf with the CFO and some sucker ^h^h^h potential "moderate investor" qualified at a 100k.
Cut to the house…
Scene opens with a meeting in the dining room where the big ghetto white board (made of tile board from home depot) is hung. Why isn't there a video up? Kyle needs to get one up and work on the free blog factory. Brad Will: Our clients are pressuring us and we had problems with the videos that had to be re-recorded twice. Kyle is getting pushed out of his comfort zone because he's the only one who can do the editing.
Back to the golf course…Bill Dulley is the CFO. He's one of until now unidentified old guys hanging around in pictures. He shows up around 3:15 in the video. He says Chris Record is really sharp and very intense. He has the ability to "take up all the oxygen out on the green and he's doing that right now with Sweed(?)…he's pushing to hard". So why Mr CFO are you here whispering sotto voce to the camera while Bitch-tits queers the deal? Shouldn't you be over there nudging him off? Onion belt Dulley tells a story about golfing with Michael Jordan.Chris Record can't ride in the cart with the big boys. He has to follow behind in is own little wagon.
Back to the house…
Same meeting we were at. Arthur Tubman still at the whiteboard.
Golf course: Record has learned a lesson about talking business to early on the course. Christ I'm not even in business and I know the first 9 holes are foreplay. You don't push, you nudge, and drop it by the time you're heading into the clubhouse. Has Record ever actually put together a deal before? Oh okay here we go. Now Record says he has learned that you don't talk business before the turn! Today's valuable lesson! You now owe him $10,000 for this business advice. And don't call potential investors "wrinkly ball sacs of prevarication" if they don't sign up right away. You owe him another $10,000.
House: Scene: late at night. Kyle sitting in the dark, illuminated only by the big flat screen monitor where he is doing video editing. He is wearing headphones. Why? They are in a 6000+ square foot house not a dorm room. Shouldn't he be working in the office section? Why can't he have the lights on and listen to music on speakers? "We are growing just way too fast, we need more people." WHO WANTS TO INVEST IN A FREE BLOG FAGTORY?
My penis is lying around unused. Could you put it to use?
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As stupid as Record is, even he realizes that he can't tell everyone he's shopping a reality series idea - his clueless housemates would mutiny once they understood that they were just placeholders for a more capable cast.
As stupid as Chris Record is, even he realizes no reality show wants a bloated balding 30something with a fat wife on their show. Also, he has a 66 page plan of what he actually wants to do.
AnimeBoi wrote:
Also, he has a 66 page plan of what he actually wants to do.
In the trade, that's called 'misdirection'. I'm surprised that Record was able to dupe even you.
AnimeBoi wrote:
As stupid as Chris Record is, even he realizes no reality show wants a bloated balding 30something with a fat wife on their show. Also, he has a 66 page plan of what he actually wants to do.
Record brings nothing to the table. He doesn't have connections, he doesn't have financing, he doesn't have experience in the industry. Anyone doing a show doesn't need him. They'll find their own talent, and set up a fake business (see Tori & Dean: Inn Love) with fake deals (see million dollar listing) and go to it. See Flip This House season 2 for another example of how it works. The Atlanta team in particular were caught out pretty badly. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,277158,00.html
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Record brings nothing to the table. He doesn't have connections, he doesn't have financing, he doesn't have experience in the industry. Anyone doing a show doesn't need him. They'll find their own talent, and set up a fake business (see Tori & Dean: Inn Love) with fake deals (see million dollar listing) and go to it. See Flip This House season 2 for another example of how it works. The Atlanta team in particular were caught out pretty badly. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,277158,00.html
None of that makes a bit of difference to Record. He's an idiot and he thinks someone will produce his show.
2 episodes and no Russell Yerml? WHERE IS SUCCESS MAN? How can he be a success if he hasn't even managed to appear on screen yet? Why can't he play golf too?
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2 episodes and no Russell Yerml? WHERE IS SUCCESS MAN? How can he be a success if he hasn't even managed to appear on screen yet? Why can't he play golf too?
Presumably he doesn't need to suck up since he is already a success.
Kyle and the dude taking dictation at the white board look seriously hung over.
HOLY CHRIST! YOU CANT BUY THIS KIND OF TALENT!!! 
Hey fags, im going golfing, you can stay back and fuck around with the web site.
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Im really excited and pumped about this investor! I can feel his excitement too!
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Damb I just wanted to play some ball and this guy wont shut the fuck up about his harem of twinks
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Heekee wrote:
Damb I just wanted to play some ball and this guy wont shut the fuck up about his harem of twinks
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Why can't I find anything online about these successful partners/investers?
Nothing for Bill (William) Dulley or Swede (Vernon) Mertz. 
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Why can't I find anything online about these successful partners/investers?
Nothing for Bill (William) Dulley or Swede (Vernon) Mertz.
Bill Dully, CFO - Bill Dully has 25 years of operations experience with 13 years being in C-level
management. Most notably, Bill was the Chief Operations Officer running Worldwide Operation for
Upper Deck Co., with annual revolving revenue of $270M. As the COO, Bill oversaw 20-person team of
executive/director-level reports in all facets of global operations, including sales, marketing, new product
development, international affairs, financial management, and legal. He devised strategies for each
operating division and aligned them with overarching organizational objectives. From 2003-2006, as the
President of Don Russ/Score Entertainment, Bill directed P&L management for $78M business with 85
team members, including 5 executives and 1 controller. He oversaw daily business operations, sales,
financial management, cash flow management, and financial performance.
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Bill Dully, CFO - Bill Dully has 25 years of operations experience with 13 years being in C-level
management. Most notably, Bill was the Chief Operations Officer running Worldwide Operation for
Upper Deck Co., with annual revolving revenue of $270M. As the COO, Bill oversaw 20-person team of
executive/director-level reports in all facets of global operations, including sales, marketing, new product
development, international affairs, financial management, and legal. He devised strategies for each
operating division and aligned them with overarching organizational objectives. From 2003-2006, as the
President of Don Russ/Score Entertainment, Bill directed P&L management for $78M business with 85
team members, including 5 executives and 1 controller. He oversaw daily business operations, sales,
financial management, cash flow management, and financial performance.
They spelled his name wrong on the video. 
For a "social media" company their production sure sucks. The "6 Figure Challenge" video is often out of focus, the guy's head is cut off, etc. It looks like it was shot by a 7 year old at a birthday party.
Kyle must be pissed off if he is the only one able to "edit" this shit.