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#1 2010-07-14 13:04:51

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UNSTRAPP'D REMIXED: Looks like they fucked up the Long Beach video and uploaded a new edit.

UNSTRAPP’D has taken down the old version of the Long Beach video, and put up a remix.  It’s obvious for two reasons; first the new title says “re-upload”, and secondly the views have dropped from 471 last night to 170 this morning.  What could be the problem?  Since I watch these things closer than most of you here’s a summary of observations:

Fade in and John Shitprick is already telling the boring story about he already lived in San Clemente.  Fuck I wish he’d shave.  He now rapidly transitions into the conference, which is now described as a “business networking event” (circle jerk).  There are a series of jump cuts in this section.  Kyle really needs to stop this or he’s going to give someone a seizure.  Jump cuts are used to heighten interest give a feeling of energy and movement to what would otherwise be a static scene, but the mood of Shitprick is reflective and the setting is serene and intimate in soft focus neutrals.  This is poor editing. 

Back to the Long Beach montage.  I should note that this event took place on April 24th and 25th.  The videos we are seeing are 10+ weeks out of date.  It makes the irregular release schedule even more puzzling since they should have 15-20 episodes in the can and just waiting to be autoloaded onto Youtube.  Incompetence?  Oversight?  The clowns fall out of the clown car and we see the same “game plan” scene. 

Slutpick still wins the douchebag race with his Jersey Shore meets bowling night in Malibu outfit.  Chris Record takes second place with his Johnny Cash costume, Brad Will limps into third with his muppet hair and Casey shirt.  That fuck I always forget isn’t even in this race.  The annoying guitar music now starts on registration and we get a quick cut back to Stewphlick mangling his job description.  Cut back to the kid who can’t blog and the “done for you” marketing pieces.  Chris Record gives his tip about asking the organizer for introductions.  Ka-ching!  The cha-cha-cha music starts at 3:25 or so.  I thought they might have re-mixed just to get rid of this embarrassment.  Montage of shaking hands and general douchebaggery.  The xylophone music does a too-obvious fade and Record is talking to that Ragan guy.

We get the same scene where Record sends the guy an email and looks like a cunt.  Does he not understand that people do not want more spam?  “Digital business card” makes you look like a cheap cunt.  Get a business card and fucking email yourself when you get home saying “It was great to make contact, let’s get together”.  Much more effective.  Cunt.

Stagey opening into the panel, cut back to Shitprick at 5:06.  Same bullshit as the last video but we now get jump cuts at 5:14, 5:20, 5:27 and we cut away at 5:29.  That’s five cuts (3 pointless jumps) in 23 seconds.  There seems to be more Record on stage.  Was that this edit was about?  More business model and less schmoozing?  Same staged scene with Stoopitch being crushed by people waiting to hear about this “blog” thing.  Lots of dissolves and zooms during this montage. DYNAMIC!  It’s meant to give the impression that this went on all afternoon.  This was probably five minutes of Stippick telling Rabbi jokes while Kyle or whoever circled around them like a digital vulture.  In the parking lot now in the evening blue.  Fade out.

Fade in to same scene of Kyle but now the screen is totally blurred out.  You can’t see jack.

This was pointless.  No substantive changes except for extra blurring.  The footage is 10 weeks old. 

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#2 2010-07-14 13:33:24

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Summary guy/critique guy, you rock.

#3 2010-07-14 14:19:44

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They are sitting at Lisa Schneiderman's table.  She may need their services since she doesn't come up with a search of her book title.  Her web page is also sadly lacking in web 2.0 bling.

http://www.lisaschneiderman.com/Consulting.html

#4 2010-07-14 14:29:09

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"I'm makin' huge promises right now....

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"Guys we have got to keep our word... hit our deadlines... or lose clients..."




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"Goddammit Kyle, wheres the recut?"

#5 2010-07-14 14:39:22

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They are sitting at Lisa Schneiderman's table.  She may need their services since she doesn't come up with a search of her book title.  Her web page is also sadly lacking in web 2.0 bling.

http://www.lisaschneiderman.com/Consulting.html

Learn The Secrets of Effective PR Strategies From a Seasoned Professional Who Has Spent 16 Years "In The Trenches"

Hey, Bitch, here's a Web 2.0 ProTip fer ya --- that "secrets they don't want you to know" shit is almost as nasty and used up as your 1950's cliche's like "in the trenches."

The only thing worse would be if you tried to use lame used-up buzzwords like "actualized" or "Compelling"

It's actually simple once you know how to craft your unique, most compelling brand -- that indefinable image that you plant in your audience's minds. Let me teach you proven ways that you'll need to succeed. Whether your BRAND is fully actualized or you are in the process of creating it, either way, I can help you!"

Oh, fuck me.


She... founded Schneiderman Public Relations,an entertainment/cause-related boutique agency in 1998, managing social and humanitarian causes and large-scale celebrity events. Through the span of her career, evoking social change through positive messaging has always been a common theme.

As an entertainment/cause-related publicist and brand expert for 16 years, Lisa has built the careers and re-branded some of the world's most prominent cultural creatives.

"prominent cultural creatives" as a label for a human client?


I can't take it.

#6 2010-07-14 14:54:09

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About Me:

I love people, my pitbull and raw food and I am learning to surf this year. Typically, I go against the grain and will open your mind to things you never experienced before. Then you can open my mind right back.

Occasionally, I guest speaking on social media and entrepreneurship. I am changing the world as you know it. Creating a healthier, wealthier and wiser youth is part of my mission in life. I basically want to make it cool for kids to want to be healthy and idolize socially responsible entrepreneurs instead of the garbage they see on TV.

I consider myself pretty gnarly and if you can keep up, you should absolutely get to know me. Together we can change the world.

Hobbies:
Entrepreneurship, Helping Others Succeed, Raw Foods, Personal Development, Real Estate, Snowboarding, Golfing, Competition, Traveling the World, Luxury Cars, Freedom, Living Life!

http://www.youtube.com/user/BeDoHaveTV# … c-SwvbDKnU


I'd love to hear Brad Will explain how getting this new-age Mother Theresa a bunch of perks like free Snowboarding, Golfing, Traveling, Luxury Cars, etc is gonna help him change the world for the better....

#7 2010-07-14 14:58:52

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I think there is an obsession with "youth" among these scammers, because the young are the biggest suckers going.  All of these guys probably got started by organizing a "class trip" in high school.  You know the one, where some scumbag tries to get his friends to cough up several hundred bucks each so he can get a free trip.

#8 2010-07-14 15:00:45

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Summary guy/critique guy, you rock.

I lub himb!

#9 2010-07-14 15:02:45

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serious question about these people. Do they actually make any money? when i say make money i mean really earn it. not making it from donations from venture capitol.

#10 2010-07-14 15:06:47

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HATES RACISTS AND WHITE PEOPLE
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Re: UNSTRAPP'D REMIXED: Looks like they fucked up the Long Beach video and uploaded a new edit.

. wrote:

serious question about these people. Do they actually make any money? when i say make money i mean really earn it. not making it from donations from venture capitol.

No.

#11 2010-07-14 15:16:45

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AnimeBoi wrote:

No.

a better show idea would be to put these dreamers behind the counter of a mickey dees and let them see what real hard work is.

#12 2010-07-14 15:21:13

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. wrote:

a better show idea would be to put these assholes behind bars.

fixt.

#13 2010-07-14 15:25:07

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Re: UNSTRAPP'D REMIXED: Looks like they fucked up the Long Beach video and uploaded a new edit.

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Hey, Bitch, here's a Web 2.0 ProTip fer ya --- that "secrets they don't want you to know" shit is almost as nasty and used up as your 1950's cliche's like "in the trenches."

The only thing worse would be if you tried to use lame used-up buzzwords like "actualized" or "Compelling"


Oh, fuck me.



"prominent cultural creatives" as a label for a human client?


I can't take it.

#14 2010-07-14 15:26:48

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serious question about these people. Do they actually make any money? when i say make money i mean really earn it. not making it from donations from venture capitol.

Back in the very first show, Bradley Will, CEO and that other guy were AMAZED by the mantion.  They couldn't imagine what their neighbors did to be able to afford such palaces.  Those places are worth from 700k to about 1.5M.  That's downright affordable compared to my old neighborhood on the Westside of LA.  Around there 1.4M would get you 2 bedrooms and 1 bath on at 6500 sq.ft lot.  These guys don't understand money.  They don't earn it, they don't invest it, they don't calculate or worry about actual returns.  Chris Record was pissing on "Swede" for only qualifying for 100k of investment.  He will need 1000 of those investors to capitalize his company.  They are all assholes.

#15 2010-07-14 15:36:10

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Is that possum fat in that guy's hair?        Didn't my husband throw that shirt out yesterday?        I need to "blog" my bowel movements for my diaper club!
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#16 2010-07-14 15:52:02

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Is that possum fat in that guy's hair?

"Is that an onion on your belt, John, or are ya just glad to see me?"                "Do I smell Old Spice?"
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#17 2010-07-14 16:29:49

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THIS IS NOT A TROLL!!!!!!

Mars Studio  wanted to share the success of our clients. The amazing team beind Social Spin was featured TODAY in the Business Section of the O.C. Register. (Click Photos tab above) Their webseries, Unstrapp'd kicks off daily episodes tomorrow at http://youtube.com/unstrappd Mars Studio has the honor of being featured in an episode later this summer! :)

YouTube - Unstrappd's Channel

one week ago

John Stippick  Hey, I'm still compliments on my hairstyle!!! Thanks soooo much!!! Tomorrow we launch we our first episode of our Reality Show and I'll be sporting the great work from the Mars Team!

one week ago

http://facepinch.com/u/92439004038/mars-studio

#18 2010-07-14 16:35:14

Clive
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THIS IS NOT A TROLL!!!!!!



http://facepinch.com/u/92439004038/mars-studio

Johns wife/gf has nice cans.

Why do they keep referring to themselves as an "amazing team", "up and coming rising stars", etc

#19 2010-07-14 16:36:54

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#20 2010-07-14 16:40:48

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2001.

That's:
2010,
2009,
2008,
2007,
2006,
2005,
2004,
2003,
2002,
2001.


"The purpose of this series is for attendees to be able to evaluate their e-Business strategies. Houston is home for the best small and medium businesses in the country. These organizations can react much faster than their larger corporate competitors. e-Commerce is the path to success," said John Stippick, vice president of marketing and business development for ProActive Computer Services Inc.

http://www.allbusiness.com/company-acti … 613-1.html

#21 2010-07-14 16:59:00

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Seriously guys, you need to recommit!  The buzz is building and we need to strike while the iron is hot!  They're talking about us all over the internet!
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#22 2010-07-14 16:59:40

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FINDINGS OF FACT3
ProActive Computer Services, Inc.

In 2002, ProActive Computer Services, Inc. (ProActive),4 was a public company whose securities were quoted on the Pink Sheets under the symbol PAVP. (Motion at 3; Div. Ex. 8; MicroCap Resp. at 3.) Nelson operated MicroCap, a company that advertised microcap companies and thinly traded penny stocks. (Motion at 3; Div. Ex. 1 at 31.) During the first quarter of 2002, ProActive, through its chief executive officer (CEO), Carey Cooley, hired Nelson and MicroCap to disseminate information about ProActive. (MicroCap Ans. ¶ 24; Motion at 3; Div. Exs. 1 at 42-45; 9; MicroCap Resp. at 4.) For these services, ProActive agreed to compensate Nelson and MicroCap with 1,000,000 restricted and 500,000 purportedly free-trading ProActive shares. (MicroCap Ans. ¶ 24; Div. Exs. 1 at 53-54; 9; MicroCap Resp. at 4.) Nelson signed the agreement with ProActive on behalf of MicroCap. (MicroCap Ans. ¶ 24; Div. Ex. 9.) Thereafter, Nelson and MicroCap disseminated information regarding ProActive on Web sites controlled by Nelson and by an electronic newsletter. (MicroCap Ans. ¶ 26; Motion at 3; Div. Ex. 1 at 38, 42-43.)

Nelson and MicroCap received the 1,000,000 restricted shares due under the agreement directly from ProActive. Nelson understood that this stock was restricted. (Div. Ex. 1 at 53-54.) Pursuant to their agreement with ProActive, Nelson and MicroCap also received 500,000 ProActive shares from Scott Wilding (Wilding)5 and another source.6 (Motion at 4; Div. Ex. 1 at 53-54; MicroCap Resp. at 4.) Wilding, who had previously paid the CEO of ProActive $4,000 for the stock, delivered 300,000 ProActive shares to Nelson's brokerage account on March 19, 2002. (Motion at 4; Div. Exs. 1 at 53-54; 6 at 80-83; 7 at 48-52; MicroCap Resp. at 4; Div. Supp. Ex. at MSC60, PFS617.) According to Nelson and MicroCap, the stock transferred by Wilding was free trading. (MicroCap Resp. at 4.)

Nelson and MicroCap sold the 300,000 ProActive shares delivered by Wilding on the open market without a registration statement filed or in effect. During March 2002, Nelson and MicroCap sold 100,000 ProActive shares in four separate transactions and, on July 8, 2002, they entered into a transaction whereby they sold the remaining 200,000 ProActive shares. Nelson and MicroCap received $1,340.50 from their sales of ProActive stock. (Motion at 4; Div. Supp. Ex. at MSC60, PFS581, PFS604-636, SWS30-41; Tr. 8.)

http://www.sec.gov/litigation/aljdec/id250rgm.htm


Wow. Sanctioned by the SEC for stock trading issues... sure want to be sure this is the same company and same guy that John Stippick was hooked up with, and not a mistake....

Here is Cooley -- awfully proud of his CURRENT ASSIGNMENT as COO "Super Star Learning":

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And, here is Stippick's public Linkdin profile... geee, any/all entries for "Super Star" and "pasci" have fallen off... so... is this even the right guy... grad from Houston...
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Oh, it's the right guy all right! Super Star Learning!

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#23 2010-07-14 17:04:45

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Heekee wrote:

Johns wife/gf has nice cans.

Wife:

http://couples.weddingchannel.com/coupl … 79503&

#24 2010-07-14 17:05:23

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#25 2010-07-14 17:12:50

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John, you have some money due to you from Texas!!!!  Bonus!!!!!


Texas Unclaimed Property Details

You're one step closer to claiming your money. Select properties to which you believe you are the rightful owner.

    Properties List
Property #1    
Reported Property Owner
Last/Business Name     STIPPICK
First Name     JOHN A
Last Known Address     
City     HOUSTON
State     TX
Zip     77070
Reporting Institution     UNITED SVC AUTOMOBILE ASSN
Year Reported     2005
Amount Reported     718.87
Property Description     000000043000001002410002584750

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