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#1 2010-07-08 18:22:14

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kyle garrett: now in the game

Rising Entrepreneur and Web 2.0 Superstar is moving out of dads house and entering the real world.




I am Unstrapp'd now! Bring it!
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#2 2010-07-08 18:25:45

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"Hey, Kyle beeotch -- get dat pasty white azz movin' on the video editing and getting the blog up -- I gotz me sum golfin' to do, and those drinks on the 19th hole ain't gonna empty themselves!"

#3 2010-07-08 18:26:35

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Check out da sweet dance mix scene

#4 2010-07-08 18:27:38

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Oh dear God.  He's another NRU tard. 

http://www.linkedin.com/in/kyletgarrett

#5 2010-07-08 18:29:17

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Oh dear God.  He's another NRU tard. 

http://www.linkedin.com/in/kyletgarrett

I think he is just a fresh victim

#6 2010-07-08 18:29:57

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Dad?  Yea, it's Kyle.  I'm moving back in.  My friends turned mean and are expecting me to...like...WORK!  It sucks Dad....clean out the basement for me.

K. Thanx.

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#7 2010-07-08 18:30:05

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"Hey, Kyle beeotch -- get dat pasty white azz movin' on the video editing and getting the blog up -- I gotz me sum golfin' to do, and those drinks on the 19th hole ain't gonna empty themselves!"

kyle_road.jpg

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"Hey, bitch-titz, get off my back! I can film myself walkin' in the middle of the road, too -- so, you ain't SHIT."

#8 2010-07-08 18:31:54

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This thread is proof that Heekee is teh ghey.

#9 2010-07-08 18:32:45

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Holy FUCKING CHRIST! 

He looks like he's holding the fucking camera in his right hand!!!

Alright:  transparent daily life?  Let's see him grinding one out.

#10 2010-07-08 18:32:52

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This thread is proof that Heekee is teh ghey.


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#11 2010-07-08 18:33:35

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kyle_road.jpg

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"Hey, bitch-titz, get off my back! I can film myself walkin' in the middle of the road, too -- so, you ain't SHIT."

#12 2010-07-08 18:33:44

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Re: kyle garrett: now in the game

Heekee wrote:

Rising Entrepreneur and Web 2.0 Superstar is moving out of dads house and entering the real world.




I am Unstrapp'd now! Bring it!
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kyle.png

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I swear , I 'm not gay!!!


 

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Hey, wanna blow off work and get some Jamba Juice ?


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     Sweet!

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#13 2010-07-08 18:35:15

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This thread is proof that Heekee is teh ghey.

Heekee's not gay!  He's just...uh...well...um...differently oriented.

#14 2010-07-08 18:37:40

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Unstrapp'd Commentary from the other thread:




Fuck me, unstrapp'd is a joke. Owen Wilson's bastard brother (aka CEO) doesn't even know what the role of a CEO is. It's a governance role, faggot... You want to leave a "long lasting, social impression"?? What the fuck does that mean, and more importantly, how the fuck do you intend to do that with a couple of free blogs? Going off that description, CI is humanity's fucking savior.

But the thing that really gets me is that the fuckwit keeps talking about "changing the world" in these one-on-one camera monologues, like he's some Mother Theresa, and then the camera cuts back to him and his mentally deficient mate communicating in their primitive language ("duude, oh man... check this shit man, wow dude, this is siiick"). So the slimy little prick finds no irony in staring at the camera and talking about social change, but then strolling outside to look over all the peons from the fuckin' palatial mansion whose rent is paid for with other people's money that is being squandered for a piece of shit social media business concept.

"Can you believe we pulled this off? Yeahhh, we're entrepreneurs! We're motherfuckin' gangstas!". You're a bunch of faggot wiggers, sharing a massive debt on someone else's tab. Two of you do "video editing and shit", one of which (Kyle) appears to have the IQ of a chimpanzee - good call leaving him to do youtube relations, that should suit his prepubescent maturity level

Chris is the biggest loser of the lot. The others are just dumb kids, they've been sold a dream, probably NRU recruits of Chris's. He has managed to develop a cookie-cutter affiliate bullshit internet marketing program whilst stringing people along with more lies... the fact that he can claim he's walking away on a successful business when in fact he has been a lossmaket for years, only managing to make any decent money selling NRU to dumb people who have only wised up now that the economy and housing money has gone to shit, is a perfect illustration of this.

The absolute best part so far was when the investor highlighted Chris's complete ineptitude at selling the business. I am no big investor myself but having had purchasing power in my jobs for 10 years now I have had many an opportunity to take up social engagements with suppliers. Never would one invite me to an event to continually harass me. In fact most people know it is bad form to masquerade a sales pitch as a social game of golf. The fact that Chris kept it up the whole way, that the guy probably only heard him out because he was a friend of the "CFO"... this guy is an amateur.

#15 2010-07-08 18:38:33

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Heekee wrote:

It's not ghey to like trannies.  It's a crime against nature not to.
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#16 2010-07-08 18:40:07

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Is this himb?  If so he's got some mad skillz

#17 2010-07-08 18:40:41

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Heekee wrote:

If God didn't want there to be trannies, he wouldn't have created hormone therapy and fake tits.
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#18 2010-07-08 18:41:15

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Heekee wrote:

I think he is just a fresh victim

Cameron should make facebook friends wiff himb.  

http://www.facebook.com/thekylefactor
Kyle T. Garrett - Peaceful Warrior, Peak Athlete, and Entrepreneur

#19 2010-07-08 18:41:27

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Oh, FFS.  Chris "learned a valuable lesson" from his experience on the golf course.

And he passed it on to us for FREE!!!!

#20 2010-07-08 18:43:00

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Is this himb?  If so he's got some mad skillz

He is clearly the most lovable and talented out of the entire Unstrapp'd crew
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#21 2010-07-08 18:43:05

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Here he struggles internally with the call from Chris where Chris bitches him out:

"Beeotch, I'm makin' a 100 million dollar company, beeotch! You in or you out?"

http://www.youtube.com/lifepreneur#p/u/31/GWHtYNbxfeU

#22 2010-07-08 18:43:23

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Holy FUCKING CHRIST! 

He looks like he's holding the fucking camera in his right hand!!!

Alright:  transparent daily life?  Let's see him grinding one out.

Looks like he'd be doing that in a mirror!

#23 2010-07-08 18:46:15

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Heekee wrote:

He is clearly the most lovable and talented out of the entire Unstrapp'd crew
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As this video shows, he is an entertaining guy, and would likely be a good phys ed teacher for kids or something similar...

Although, if I was a parent stumbling across him impromptu on our local playground, I'd be concerned. He seems legit, a bit naive, but this shit with Chris will IMHO end very badly. I don't think the advice from Grandma was to go do that, but instead to do his own thing.

http://www.youtube.com/lifepreneur#p/u/32/RebOOSBAb8A

#24 2010-07-08 18:50:52

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Heekee wrote:

If God didn't want there to be trannies, he wouldn't have created hormone therapy and fake tits.
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What has kckitty got to do with this?

#25 2010-07-08 18:51:08

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As this video shows, he is an entertaining guy, and would likely be a good phys ed teacher for kids or something similar...

Although, if I was a parent stumbling across him impromptu on our local playground, I'd be concerned. He seems legit, a bit naive, but this shit with Chris will IMHO end very badly. I don't think the advice from Grandma was to go do that, but instead to do his own thing.

http://www.youtube.com/lifepreneur#p/u/32/RebOOSBAb8A

Yep, if Kyle is in the game, its a game of poker and he doesn't realize he's one of the marks at the table.

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